Me and my pals were going up the town
Thought there was nothing that could get us down
Two litres of cider before we went out
I'm hoping to break this terrible drought but!

The bouncer said "Got any ID?"
I didn't so he humbl't me!

We're not getting in anywhere (Fuck the Bouncers)
I said "Fuck you!", 'cause I don't care (Fuck the Bouncers)
We're not getting in anywhere (Fuck the Bouncers)
I said "Fuck you!", 'cause I don't care (Fuck the Bouncers)

He's fat, he's bald, he's a fascist prick
He'll only let you in if you suck his dick
Well he's only trying to do his jo
But that's no excuse to whip out his kno

The bouncer said "Got any ID?"
I didn't so he humbl't me!

We're not getting in anywhere (Fuck the Bouncers)
I said "Fuck you!", 'cause I don't care (Fuck the Bouncers)
We're not getting in anywhere (Fuck the Bouncers)
I said "Fuck you!", 'cause I don't care (Fuck the Bouncers)

(solo)

We're not getting in anywhere (Fuck the Bouncers)
I said "Fuck you!", 'cause I don't care (Fuck the Bouncers)
We're not getting in anywhere (Fuck the Bouncers)
I said "Fuck you!", 'cause I don't care (Fuck the Bouncers)
We're not getting in anywhere (Fuck the Bouncers)
I said "Fuck you!", 'cause I don't care (Fuck the Bouncers)
We're not getting in anywhere (Fuck the Bouncers)
I said "Fuck you!", 'cause I don't care (Fuck the Bouncers)