Have always had big toes
With smells emanating
that drift up into your nose
And the people in my family,
have questionable hygiene
I think it all comes from,

watching too much Mr Bean
But there's nothing to compa
re,
With my Grandad's Steely Hair
Its thick and wiry, and looks like a rug,
And you always find one or two in your mug
He's hairy but I love him,
My hairy Grandad