I am A Sad Sad Toaster Made Of Glass
I am A Sad Sad Toaster Made Of Glass
People see me in the street
And they watch me turn bread into toast
Because I'm see through
Because I'm a see through-

Sad Sad Toaster Made of Glass
Yeah, I'm a Sad Sad Toaster Made of Glass
Would you like your toast with tears,
'Cause I'm sad?

And I'm walkin' through the country!