Attention losers where's your girlfriend You're no fun with all that dandruf For the last time this is your brain on rejection Get the picture I'm not in love F...

I am a robot I might be paranoid But I'm a living breathing humanoid I am a rhombus I plod around like dough And I'm secure in everything I know Am I American B...

So if you were in my shoes you're saying that you would basically have it made Well if I was in your boots I'm telling you I would be making things my way I'd t...

So if you were in my shoes you're saying that you would basically have it made Well if I was in your boots I'm telling you I would be making things my way I'd t...

What I wanna say I'm gonna say to you And what i wanna do I'm gonna do to you And if you should decide That you don't like it - get out When I wanna talk I'll t...

Everywhere I went today Four walls kept following me around laughing quietly Threatening to break down and leave me curled up screaming I watch them cackle like...

Things are getting worse it's not Working out Everyuthing is coming up upside down Nothing ever changes it's a Stupid waste and I give up it's not enough People...

Now everything you're telling me rips me up I swear I wish I'd make myself shut you up I've got a list here of things we talked about The ugliness you see's jus...

Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries She's got trouble with her tubes If you go past her vagina and her cervix You will find a completely empty room Becau...

(Weasel) Everywhere I went today four walls kept following me around laughing quietly threatening to break down and leave me curled up screaming I watch them ca...

(Weasel) Let's go to Milwaukee say hi to Mr C Fonzi Potsi Richie too Ralph's at Arnold's sniffing glue Joanie loves Johnny Joanie and Johnny kiss Chachi is gett...

Gonna whip you with a towel (x2) You don't know you look totally lame You're a jockpunk man it's a fuckin shame You're startin fights with people weaker than ...

Gonna whip you with a towel (x2) You don't know you look totally lame You're a jockpunk man it's a fuckin shame You're startin fights with people weaker than ...

[Originally by Josie Cotton] Johnny what's the deal boy? Is your love for real boy? When the lights are low You never hold me close Well I saw you today boy W...

Jackie is a punk Judy is a runt They both went down to Berlin, joined the Ice Capades And oh, I don't know why Oh, I don't know why Perhaps they'll die Second v...

She took me into her lovely home Called Nicaragua on the phone Read Art of Loving by Erich Fromme She made enchiladas for me man I won't takeadvantage of her an...

She took every single pill in the cabinet She fell down we cleaned her up But what a mess Kathy isn't right today She broke out the other day And ran away from ...

She took me into her lovely home Called Nicaragua on the phone read Art of Loving by Erich Fromme She made enchiladas for me man I won't take advantage of her a...

She's got a place to go when she gets sad She opens her window and sits on the roof whenever she is feeling bad She's sick of these rules And she's sick of this...

She took every single pill in the cabinet She fell down we cleaned her up but what a mess Kathy isn't right today She broke out the other day and ran away from ...

I wanna tell you what's on my mind And i wanna bill you for wasted time And wasted cigarettes that quenched your fix And wasted spit I left there upon your lips...

You are so fucked up Don't even talk to me Don't know what you're talking about Get the fuck away from me Leave me alone - Don't wanna hear your voice Don't wa...

too many paths to choose from so many already gone too many chances to worry about what's done i'm tired of playing it over inside my head as if i will forget t...

Hey baby won't you take a chance Say that you'll let me have this dance Well let's dance, let's dance We'll do the twist, the stomp, the mashed potatoes too Any...

You're everything I hate and more So afraid you'll be a bore So you make up stories, spread gossip and lies But it's the kind of bullshit that nobody buys You'...

(Weasel/King) Like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you like a parasite think of all the cool things we could do like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you lik...

Linger If you, if you could return Don't let it burn,don't let it fade I'm sure I'm not being rude But it's just your attitude It's tearing me apart It's ruinin...

Next time I'll listen to my heart Next time, well I'll be smart That girl could still be mine But I'm tired of the hurt Tired of tryin' I'm tired of the pain Ti...

i haven't slept in days and i'm cruisin' on fumes i hope my babbling is something you'll excuse that guy will never be the man his mother was so lose the dink a...

You're a loudmouth baby You better shut it up I'm gonna beat you up 'Cause you're a loudmouth babe

I don't wanna call you and take you to the show I don't wanna go on dates with you And write you sappy notes Cause I don't need the hassles I don't need the hea...

MAd at the papaer boy that little nerd Can't throw a paper straight, the spastic twerp Hit me in the head with the Daily Sun Then he laughed like a maniac, the ...

I'm sick of putting you down pushing you around I'm tired of making you feel like you are an eel I tend to open my yap and make you feel like crap and I think y...

You always wanted a real nice lawn Now your whole back yard is gone Too bad you tried to cut your grass Too bad that you ran out of gas You drank just one too m...

Mary was a girl with a cause She was simply fed up Mary moved out to Berkley and stuck pins in her face as a sort of statement against oppression of her sex Mar...

You were once a nice suburban girl Until mom and dad gave you their special love You wanted to tell them something personal But the exact words you couldn't thi...

MURDER IN THE BRADY HOUSE by SCREECHING WEASEL Bobby Brady's stealin' crack, Marsha's on the pill Mike's in bed with Alice Sam's cutting dogs up at his meat sho...

My friends are getting famous Oh what can I do My friends are getting famous And I think I ought to My friends are getting famous They're having a blast My fri...

I know the sun I'm looking at Is the same sun seen by the world And that's a fact But no one sees it quite the same And some don't see the sun at all and that's...

My right to say what I want And think the way I wanna think My right I wanna speak my mind My right to yell my right to scream My right no one's ever gonna Tell...

My right to say what i want And think the way i wanna think My right i wannna speak my mind My right to yell my right to scream My right and no one ever gunna ...

Don't wanna ruin your whole day But there's just something I gotta say You gotta understand it's hard And everyday it tears me apart Don't wanna lose you (x3) ...

I don't give a fuck about nicaragua I don't give a shit about the President I don't care about suburban white kids Trying to show they've got compassion Politic...

Nobody likes you you are such a drag Nobody likes you you are such a brat Nobody likes you you see Nobody likes you not me Nobody likes you you're ugly dumb and...

Nobody likes you you are such a drag Nobody likes you you are such a brat Nobody likes you you see Nobody likes you not me Nobody likes you you're ugly dumb and...

Posuchaj pan, panie podrny Co si zdarzyo na Prnej Mieszkaa tam Jagna, dobra i czysta I chodzi do niej Jan kancelista Akurat to bya niedziela Krcia si karuzela ...

once upon a time it thought i wouldn't see tomorrow fist clenched eyes wide open waiting for someone to follow alcohol and sedatives just kept it all at bay no ...

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner That is truly what I'd really like to be 'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer weiner Then everyone would be in love with me [spoke...

(Weasel) It seems to me you shut out anything that might confuse the warped and twisted visions of the narrow little paths you choose we're all potential conver...

A voice inside my head is screaming Metaphorically I mean I'm certainly not crazy I don't think I'm all that crazy But you see this pressure's getting to be Jus...

What to do a spaceship crew came Crashing through my house Captain Kirk the stupid jerk Punched me in the mouth Why'd you pick this place? You came from outer s...

Planet of the apes you're a primate Planet of the apes you're what I hate This orangutuan is a one man gang a big fat ass baboon Planet of the apes you are so w...

Another cop another gun Another way to end my fun Another fucking power game Hate in Law enforcement name Black and white or gold and blue My good time is a job...

Another cop another gun Another way to end me fun Another fucking powergame Hate the law enforcement name Black and white and gold and blue My good time is a jo...

Pretty girls oh oh yeah see them walking down pretty street But you know pretty girls oh oh yeah never wanna talk talk to me Pretty girls pretty girls pretty gi...

So you've heard we got the buzz We'll be so famous with you behind us Will you market us professionally? Can we be part of the music industry? PLEEZ???? We are ...

Johnny got upset and drank a bottle of Sea Breeze Mommy figured out he wasn't too happy The family looks nice beu they're rotting inside They all hate eachother...

You start out with a punk rock band just trying to have fun Your lousy seven inch is not impressing anyone You get you first show and you're ready to go when yo...

If you need a place to stay Welcome to the punk house It's a party every day Living in a punk house Stay awhile and sit and smoke a cigarette La la la la There'...

The product yor're trying to sell Isn't going over too well with me And I just want to see it explode The stations have the feel of the pulse of the nation And ...

if you look at the world with an objective eye then it's obvious that things have gone all wrong in the world and you can't help but ask yourself is there anyth...

Everything around me is turning into shit And I don't know what to do Everyone I know is having a fit 'Cause I haven't got a clue I don't know who I am Patience...

As I walk along I wonder what went wrong With our love, a love that was so strong And as I still walk on I think of the things we've done together, while our he...

(Weasel/Vapid/Personality) Your smiley face is out of order today everything's wrong and you can't shut it off just stop resisting you'll never change anything ...

I like Ronald Reagan He teaches me to be a man He shows me how to pull a scam In the name of Uncle Sam I like Edwin Meese the third He tells me how to spend my...

(Weasel) She falls asleep the same way every nightshe dreams of new worlds in the TV light she's lonely she's tired she's lonely she's crying it makes her feel ...

She's giving me the creeps the girl I knew is dead She says her armpits are hairy cause it's natural so why does she shave her head ? Her legs are hairy logs an...

(Weasel) She falls asleep the same way every nightshe dreams of new worlds in the TV light she's lonely she's tired she's lonely she's crying it makes her feel ...

Shut the hell up you fucking little shit Shut the hell up i don't wanna hear it Shut the hell up get the fuck out of my way Shut the hell up you fucking little ...

I know that the things that I say aren't too cool But I feel like I'm whacked out on high octane you We walked and we talked till around four o'clock And I'm fl...

I know that the things that I say arent too cool but i feel like im whacked out on high octane you we walked and we talked in ??? park im flippin my wig over yo...

don't let anyone tell you you better grow up soon or face the consequences of a life not planned out that's exactly what you need i'm here to tell you leave the...

words are stirring your anger's burning You could really use a slogan right now Eighteen and feeling pretty mean cause you're sick and fucking tired out being p...

(Weasel/Personality) Take stock of the situation assess the comlications that arise from our half truths the stage in this case is just a tool to make it possib...

(WeaselPersonality) Take stock of the situation assess the comlications that arise from our half truths the stage in this case is just a tool to make it possibl...

I can't stand your right wing phonies I don't like you congress cronies You spend your days at shopping malls You buy guns 'cause you don't have any balls Soci...

Another night another town another Gig Another day of FR aksing what rhe frig? Another stupid girl Another fucked up little world Now I'm out of cigarettes Anot...

it only seems to happen at three or four am some blurry half formed picture of some half forgotten friend becomes clear but i can't hold it ti happens in my dre...

stupid girl i've had enough of all of your whining stupid girl i've heard enough of all of your crying don't scream at me and get all mad he's the one who treat...

Madonna I'm in love It dosen't make too much sense But when I saw you on TV This sounds so ridiculous But I can't help the way I feel When I look at your chubby...

It might seem like we're not the only ones to tell you But who's in charge of your destiny Some dumb fucker or is it you know It's not what's in between your le...

I went through the automatic doors My shopping cart ran in to hers Our eyes met for a second, then she turned away And after just a little while I went in to th...

Suzanne is getting married off in June it'll be a perfect day Yohannan and Jon von can duke it out for the right to give her away the bridegroom is a charming b...

Lucky you lucky me You're a threat to our community Mom don't like the way you look you're straight out of a comic book It's a teenage freakshow Funny hair and ...

Lucky you lucky me You're a threat to our community Mom don't like the way You look you're straight Out of a comic book It's a teenage freakshow Funny hair and ...

It's 12 o'clock on friday night, and everyone's asleep, We slip our sister's nightgowns on and creep across the street, Loveley wigs conceal our hair now we're ...

Oh say can you see the star spangled banner flying? Can you see everyone holding hands and brightly smiling? Well I can see rioting and I see bodies in the stre...

alone, awake again at three am and i can't get her off my mind the girl in question's not just any girl- she makes me feel like i'm alive but i will stay here w...

seasons will change and so will you i've seen the signs a million times before you try so hard to keep your cool what's the matter with today you're always plan...

the days are shorter now but you remember now i just wish that you weren't remembering that way you're gonna kill yourself everything is gray everything is not ...

White girl living in the big city In a big apartment house She's living with her boyfriend now She drives off every day for school and work She washes the dises...

If you've ever question beliefs that you hold you're not alone But you oughtta realize that every myth is a metaphor in the case or Christianity and Judaism the...

The girls are on the beach in their string bikinis The guys are struttig proudly showing off their weenies Top 40 garbage spewing expensive radios As they primp...

Well she's a thrift store girl Yeah she's a beautiful loser She'll switch price tags for me Sometimes meet me for coffee And I don't think she does that For any...

Joined at the hip again with him tonight You're almost invincible aside from all the nods and smiles but I know that you're gonna blow up 'cause you're a time b...

I'm a shock trooper in a stupor Yes I am I'm a Nazi schatze Y'know I fight for fatherland Little German boy Being pushed around Little German boy In a German to...

Totally cool that your hair is blue I totally drool when I think about you Totally neat totally sweet Totally knocked me off my feet Totally rad but it's too ba...

I haven't left the house in going on three days The air in here is getting stale but I don't know if I can take Another violent jab at the panic button on my br...

You'll get your riboflavin Any way that you can, 6 Ho-ho's in your mouth And 8 Ding-dongs in your hand When you slip into a peaceful Nighttime snooze, Be sure t...

Used cars (x4) No money down sounds good to me Got monthly payments til I'm 93 Used cars (x4) I stopped to look and now I own A school bus and a '71 Olds SCREAM...