Kate Monster:
The Monsterssori SchoolI don't even know where to start!

Christmas Eve:
Do you know who get idea and collect
All the money and buy building for you?

Kate Monster:
Was it you?

Christmas Eve:
No It Princeton

Kate Monster:
Princeton? For me?

Princeton:
You said you couldn't make your dreams come
True by yourself, so I shot for the stars

You've gotta go after the things you want
While you're still in your prime

Kate Monster:
There's a fine, fine line
Between love

Thank you Princeton

Princeton:
So will you take me back, Kate?

Kate Monster:
I'll be so busy now, with all of the contractors
And inspections and hiring teachers and choosing textbooks

Princeton:
Well, I could help you

Kate Monster:
Can we take it one day at a time?

Newcomer:
What do you do
With a BA in English?

Oh, look! A "for rent" sign!
Oh, my God! You're Gary Coleman!

Gary Coleman:
Yes, I am!

Newcomer:
Say, can you tell me where to find the super?

Gary Coleman:
I am the super

Newcomer:
Well, listen - I wanna ask you about the apartment for rent?

Gary Coleman:
Oh, sure!

Princeton:
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute, that's it!

Kate Monster:
What?

Princeton:
My PURPOSE!
Look at this kid, here, all fresh faced and new
and not knowing anything! He has no idea
what he's in for! He thinks the hard part's over,
but it's not! And maybe he needs a little help! Maybe
my purpose is to take everything I'm learning
and put it - put it into a SHOW!

Brian:
Are you high?

Newcomer:
And I'm not some young kid who doesn't know anything
Fuck you!