The skies are charcoal grey,
It's a dreary downtown day,
But at the end of my 40 foot leash,
Is my little friend quiche
Quiche la poodle is her name
And having a good time on a crummy day is our game

Quiche quiche lorraine
Quiche quiche lorraine

Everyday i take her out yea!
She runs around, she shouts out and barks, yea!
Cause she's a good doggie
She's a sweet, sweet, sweet puppy! arf arf
And i know she'll stick by me, yea! arf arf

Oh no! here comes a great dane
Drivin' down the lane
Quiche, quiche, quiche come back here;
Don't leave me
I'll go insane
I'll go insane

How do you like that?
Has anybody seen a dog dyed dark green
About two inches tall, with a strawberry blonde fall;
Sunglasses and a bonnet
And designer jeans with appliques on it?
The dog that brought me so much joy
Left me wallowing in pain
Quiche lorraine

I'll show her!
Do you see the key in my hand?
I'm gonna throw it in the lake
Yea, you've been so rotten to me,
You take the cake
I'm just gonna lock the door to your kennel,
And just you try and come back to me
Yea, you'll see

Quiche quiche lorraine you mangey mutt
Quiche quiche lorraine i'm talking about quiche!
Quiche quiche lorraine quiche lorraine!