Two tablespoons of cinnamon and two or three egg whites
A half a stick of butter melted
Stick it all in a bowl baby, stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a cup of flour, youll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls
Theyre big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salted balls
Stick em in your mouth, and suck em
Suck on my chocolate salted balls
Theyre packed full of vitamins and good for you
So suck on my balls
Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate and a half a cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet cause I hate when my balls stick
Then preheat the oven to three fifty and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls
Theyre big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth
Suck on my chocolate salted balls (suck em now)
Put em in your mouth, and suck em
Suck on my chocolate salted balls
Theyre packed full of goodness, high in fiber
Suck on my balls
Hey, wait a minute, whats that smell
Smell like something burning
Well, that dont confront me now
Long as I get my rent paid on Friday
Baby you better get back in the kitchen
Cause I got a sneakin?suspicion
Oh man baby, baby, you just burned my balls!
Come, my balls on fire
Have mercy baby, my balls are burning
Give me some water, pour some water on me
My balls are burning, oh my goodness
Im blowin? Im blowin?them, do something
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salted balls (suck em now)
Put em in your mouth and suck em, theyre on fire baby
Suck on my chocolate salted balls (suck em now)
Put em out baby, blow em
Oh, suck on my balls baby, suck on my balls baby
Suck on my red hot salted chocolate balls
Come on baby, woo, woo, suck on my balls