Concrete mountains, Tiny trees,
Claustrophobic, hard to breathe
Livin' like sardines, no space to call your own

Traffic jams, computer lines,
Monthly quoters, the daily crimes
In a hurry, and out of time,
The pressure's on
They're pushin', they're shovin', they're livin' on the edge

Chorus:
Meanwhile, back at the ranch,
Sittin' on the front porch swingin' with Blanche,
World's runnin' from an avalanche
Meanwhile back at the ranch

The big computer's on the blink,
Y2K, what a stink
They bring the city to the brink,
But not out here

The only thing that we got online
Is the fish we call off for suppertime
Well let me tell you a piece of mind,
It's the last frontier
They're pushin', they're shovin', they're livin on the edge

Chorus:
Meanwhile, back at the ranch,
Sittin' on the front porch swingin' with Blanche,
World's runnin' from an avalanche
Meanwhile back at the ranch

Out there crawlin' like ants upon the ground
Ohhh, ho ho oh
Hear them callin' the sky is fallin'
Down, down, down down down

Meanwhile, back at the ranch,
Sittin' on the front porch swingin' with Blanche,
World's runnin' from an avalanche

Meanwhile, back at the ranch,
Sittin' on the front porch swingin' with Blanche,
World's runnin' from an avalanche
Meanwhile back at the ranch

Ohh ho ho