I'm not a bad person,
I don't drink, and I don't kill
I got no evil habits, and I probably never will
I don't sing like Elvis Presley,
I can't dance like Fred or Stan
But there's one thing in my favor,
I'm a millionaire!
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And I got more money,
Then a horse has hairs
Cause my rich old uncle died,
And answered all my prayers!
Having all this money,
Is going to bring me down
If you ain't with me honey,
To help me spread it around!
I could get myself a nose job,
I could diet for a year
But I'll never be Robert Redford,
Cause I'm much to fond of beer
Please don't misunderstand me,
It's not love I'm trying to buy
It's just I got all this here money,
And I'm a pretty ugly guy
CHORUS
I don't mind if you love me for my money,
If you love me for whatever else I got
But 'cept for all this stuff, I'm a lonely Fort Knox,
I don't guess I'm doing all that hot
CHORUS
Money, money, money, money