I'm going to heaven,
And you're going to hell
Condemned for all eternity
For the mistakes you've made

Remember that time,
You stole that money
When you broke in that window
How about that Friday night,
Or all those Sunday mornings,
When you didn't go to church

That's why
I'm going to heaven,
And you're going to hell
Condemned for all eternity
For the mistakes you've made

I can't tell you what heaven's like
And I don't know much about hell
I know hell is like a nightmare
And heaven's just a dream

(Do do dee dee doo)

I'm going to heaven,
And you're going to hell (Go to hell! )
Condemned for all eternity
For the mistakes you've made