What do I care for a dame?
What do I care for a dame?
Every old dame is the same,
Every hooky dame is the same
I got a future, a rosy future,
You can be sure I'll be tough
I'm independent, I'm no dependent
And I'll own a nightclub that's tops
I'll be in with the cops
What do I care for the skirts?
What do I care for the skirts
I'll make a face till it hurts
Let them put up till it hurts,
I'm going to own a night club,
It's gonna be the right club,
It'll be swell gentry, It's elementary,
I'll wear a top hat and cane
There ain't Joey, there ain't Joey,
There ain''t Joey, I can see it plain
(Orchestra plays the song Bewitched , Bothered, Bewildered)