Santa's baby, is growing here inside of me now
Like wow!
I'm gonna be the mother of, Santa's baby
He put it in me Chistmas Eve night!

Santa's baby, is growing here inside of my gut
This slut
Got drunk and now she's pregnant with, Santa's baby
A bastard child, but at least it's white!

"What? We can't say that? Oh, well, we'll cut it out!"

Oh, when I heard that: "Ho, ho, ho!"
I spread my legs beneath the mistle toe
Then, Santa had his way with me
Even though I was screaming: "No, no no!"

Hey, wait a minute
Santa raped me!
He took advantage of a young girl!
The world, has got to know the ugly truth
How, Santa raped me, even though I tried to put up a fight

"And, don't you for second say I was asking for it, because I was wearing a miny skirt and a tube top!"

Santa's baby, will make it hard to ever erase
That face, all fat and jolly, sweatin' on me!
Santa's baby is gonna wreck my life at my thighs!
Too late

Santa's baby, is growing like a cancer I fear, right here!
It's gonna look just like him
Somebody take me And get this baby outta my sight!

"Do you have 50 bucks I could borrow? No?"

I got excited, I couldn't wait
The moment my monthly curse was late
Now, it's a gift I'll never regret
It's worse than late fruit cake, 'cause it's date rape!

Santa's baby, he came down the chimney
Then, came in me
I'd make a lousy single mom, so
Santa's baby, is gonna get aborted tonight!
But, thanks to the conservitive right
I've got to say I was raped that night

Thank you!