IF I WAS BEAUTIFUL LIKE YOU
OH THE THINGS I WOULD DO
THOSE NOT SO BLESSED WOULD BE CRYING OUT MURDER
AND I'D JUST LAUGH AND GET AWAY WITH IT TOO
LIKE YOU DO

IF I WAS BEAUTIFUL LIKE YOU
I WOULD NEVER BE AT FAULT
I'D WALK IN THE RAIN BETWEEN RAIN DROPS
BRINGING TRAFFIC TO A HALT

BUT THAT WOULD NEVER BE
THAT WOULD NEVER NEVER BE
'CAUSE I'M NOT BEAUTIFUL LIKE YOU
IM BEAUTIFUL LIKE ME
IM BEAUTIFUL LIKE ME

IF I WAS BEAUTIFUL LIKE YOU
I'D BE QUICK TO ASSUME
THEY'D DO ANYTHING TO PLEASE ME WHY NOT
I SEE THEIR REACTION WHEN YOU WALK INTO A ROOM

BUT THAT WOULD NEVER BE
THAT WOULD NEVER NEVER BE
'CAUSE I'M NOT BEAUTIFUL LIKE YOU
IM BEAUTIFUL LIKE ME
IM BEAUTIFUL LIKE ME

IF I WAS BEAUTIFUL LIKE YOU I'D HAVE SO MANY FRIENDS
ALL FIGHTING FOR MY TIME TO BE NEXT IN LINE
SO IF I HURT ONE I WOULDN'T HAVE TO MAKE AMENDS

BUT THAT WOULD NEVER BE
THAT WOULD NEVER NEVER BE
'CAUSE I'M NOT BEAUTIFUL LIKE YOU
IM BEAUTIFUL LIKE ME
IM BEAUTIFUL LIKE ME