I always see the girls walk past me
But they really don't know what I'm like
I'm funny, talented and stupid
I hate boys because they try to take my women
They get on my nerves so I start pokin

So I keep on saying
I can't stand guys
They have ugly eyes
They smell like cats
And are fats
They are so stupid
They act like cupid
But they don't know I I am your man
Ha
(Your man)
Lalalala
(Your man)