Les:
I'm going down to South Park,
Gonna have myself a time
Stan/Kyle together:
Friendly faces everywhere,
Humble folks without temptations
Les:
Going down to South Park,
Gonna leave my woes behind
Cartman:
Ample parking day or night,
People shouting "HOWDY NEIGHBOR"!
Les:
Headin' on up to South Park,
Gonna see if I can't unwind
Kenny(mumbles):
I like girls with big, fat titties,
I like girls with big vaginas
Les:
So come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine

{farting noise}