those clingy black shorts they wear
the tanned and bony knees they bare
the helmets, leather gloves and pumps
the fanny packs upon their rumps
Oh I like I like I like - a man on a bike!

even in a navy three-piece suit
with a briefcase on the carrier to boot
a silver clip encircling the shin
to neatly tuck the pant leg in
Oh I like I like I like - a man on a bike!
MALE CHORUS: (She likes she likes she likes - gentlemen on bikes!)

something bout a man on a bicycle
thats both naughty yet nice-icle
the friendly His!
the muscled thighs
I melt just like an icicle
around a man on a bicycle

when it comes to the art of seduction
by now you must have made the deduction
that a fellow in a car doesnt get very far with me
proving once again that less is more
I say two wheels are much hotter than four
and a 5 speed or a 10 speed gives me all the speed I really need
to drive me to ecstasy

what a thrilling non-polluting sight
men pedalling with all their might
crouched like panthers over handlebars
trying not to be run down by cars
Oh I like I like I like - a man on a bike!

I just know they must be special guys
I confess they make me fantasize
keep your movie stars for what theyre worth
give me a man who wants to save the earth
Oh I like I like I like - a man on a bike!
MALE CHORUS: (She likes she likes she likes - gentlemen on bikes!)

something bout a man on a bicycle
thats both naughty yet nice-icle
the friendly His!
the muscled thighs
I melt just like an icicle
around a man on a bicycle

Oh I like I really like - a man on a bike!
Yes I like I like I like - a man on a bike!