Wow! What a team!
Right Pleasure being together like this
We've a real challange on today, right
Two days to crack the formula of how to sell
water plants across Europe and right here in the
UK by direct marketing
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Ok, on the elective side: fear, fear
You make her brush her teeth, you tell her not to
talk to strangers, so why do you put arsenic in her
orange juice?
It's quite a powerful proposition, quite a powerful catch
Yes, so say it
Another cup of java
Stinko Blotto
Another cup
Have smelly water
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You see me as
You see me as as, as, as
Are you on? Are you switched on?
Another cup of java
Get me some nickels, Barney
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Give me a cup of coffee
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You better settle for a hamburger
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Another cup of java
Give me a cup of coffee
You must like our coffee
It stinks
It had a distinct odor Distinct odor
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I notice you're drinking your seventh hamburger
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Well, um Well, um
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Well, um
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Well, um, here in our part of the country we have
a problem with our water
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It's that our water smells; we have smelly water
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We have smelly water
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I notice you're drinking a hamburger
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Another cup of java
Barney, get me some nickels
Anything else?
Barney
Anything else?
Yeah, what else?
Yeah, what else? Java
Drip
Yeah, what else you got today but coffee?
How about anything else?
Give me a cup of coffee
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Another cup of java Java
You see me as
Java, java
You see me as
Java, java
You see me as
Java, java
as, as, as, as
It stinks
It had a distinct odor
A magic looking glass Who does?
Libido
They're told to watch channel 4 at eight o'clock in the morning
Stinko
They're going to watch this TV commercial and discover
Stinko
the collected impurities in the water
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Drink, drink, drink
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And words will appear
goes the water
Stinko
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You could have arsenic
goes the water
Stinko
asbestos
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Stinko
all the nasties
Drip, drip, drip, goes the water
all the nasties in the water, suddenly appearing
Stinko, blotto, free love
Arsenic
Bathtub gin
asbestos
monkey glands, Karl Marx
arsenic
cubisms, slits,
asbestos
neurotic
all the nasties
heterosexual
My, my, my, what an eager little mind You won't need some of these
words for months and months
Well, um Well, um um, um, um,
It's that our water smells, we have smelly water and, and
It's that our water smells, we have smelly water
And by judicous questioning we have to find and assosiate the kind of
people who are interested in this
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It's trickle-down theory
The TV-campaign, several TV campaigns What an attention grabber!
Sensational Sensational
Great Brilliant
It's trickle-down theory
Target people on the sort of water they want
It's trickle-down theory
And the sort of house they've got, what sort of family Yes
Water pollution is certainly topical
We have smelly water
Drip
We've tried lots and lots of products
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the product does what it says it's going to do, and, um
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it does all of the things all of the other products
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said that they were going to do and never did
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So
You see me as
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What are you gonna do?
You see me as
What are you gonna do?
You see me as
What are you gonna do? It's done
As, as, as
What do you mean, it's done?
Drink drink drink drink
Drink drink drink drink
Drink drink drink drink
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Drink drink drink drink
Of course, I've tried lots and lots of products
Drink drink drink drink
Drink drink drink drink
I've tried lots and lots lots lots lots lots lots lots lots
lots lots lots lots lots lots lots lots lots lots lots of products
Drink drink drink drink
Drink drink drink drink
Drink drink drink drink
Another cup of java
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Of course, this is a very difficult problem for most of us out here
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Another cup of java
Run of the mill Pardon
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Another cup of java
It had a distinct odor
The cities' a song
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Another cup of java
Drink, drink, drink
I'll send ya the bill
You must like our coffee
Drip, drip, drip
It stinks
goes the water
You must like our coffee
It stinks
You must like our coffee
It stinks
Drip, drip, drip, goes the water
It stinks
Give me a cup of coffee
It stinks
Another cup of java
Drip, drip, drip
Anything else?
goes the water
Yeah, but it aint on the menu Barney
And it aint gonna be
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You'd better settle for a seventh cup
goes the water
OK With onions
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Startling! Startling!
Back, back to real purity
In other words, when a disaster happens, we hit the press
with an ad about purity of water
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Are you pregnant again? Yes!
Babies, babies, right
Motive, we can use as a motive, mother and chlid thing
Startling!
Drink, drink, drink
This is a special message for the Larsen family:
Your daugher, Lauren will be five years old on
April second, 1995 In this time she may have drunk
350 gallons of water Wouldn't you like the water Lauren
drinks to be as crystal clear and pure as can be
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for only five cents a gallon?
goes the water