When I see all those poxy posy mods, I want to beat up all the silly sods
When I see them walking down the street, it makes me puke 'cos they look so neat

Beat up the mods, beat up the mods

I hate Ian Page 'cos he's such a fucking tit, I wanna re-arrange his face with a building brick
He wouldn't fight back though I wouldn't care, he'd be afraid to spoil his shit mohair

Mums and dads like 'cos they look so smart, but they're just prats and they look the part
They wear shit parkas even when it's hot, they've got less brain cells than a lump of snot