Let me tell you about my buddy,
He's 3000 years old,
He's wrapped in bandages and covered in mold
We're so free
My undead mummy and me

If a bully ever tries to poke me in the eye,
I'll introduce him to my decomposing guy
And he'll flee
My undead mummy and me

All the kids at school are gonna have a conniption,
When they get a load of my funky Egyptian MC,
My undead mummy and me! Yeah!
Undead mummy and me