My frog is some seven years old He got that way cuz his skin is so cold
Aint got no graveyard to rest his fool bones Hes got a muddy ol fishtank, when he croaks hes all alone
Hes all seasick, couldnt get much sadder Headed out West cuz hes climbin on up Lowells ladder
Climbin on up Lowells ladder Its a long way down
My friends think that two-percent is better They say its the diference between Prince and Eddie Vedder
Chia Pet heads up late night chatter Think theyre worried bout climbing on up Lowells Ladder
Climbing on up Lowells ladder Its a long way down
Tell you what I mean to say You shit shined troglodyte I got bad tooth decay
Wrecked my car just for the money Took my dividend to buy myself some honey
I shot my foot and said it didnt matter Im just concerned about climbin on up Lowells ladder
Climbin on up Lowells ladder Its a long way down