There's a time for lies and a time for truth
I say, eye for an eye, eye for a tooth

When I roamed young, I'd scavenge around
Every nook and cranny of our little town
It's nice, so nice, to be

Pull out the cannon boys, steal us some wine
Puff Tijuana Smalls Shake hands with beef!

She's so fine, she's so sweet
Mom and Pop they raised her on huge slabs of meat

She's fine, a man of nine, Water derby day
Twenty six pumps on a Crossman, and it's time to play
It's nice, so nice, to be

Pull out the cannon boys, steal us some wine
Puff Tijuana Smalls Shake hands with beef!