Shortest song it ain't long
Shortest song, it ain't long

The shortest song might not be right for you
Only you and your doctor can decide
Typical side effects include temporary reduction in
Hearing, mild headache, insomnia,
Vomiting or upset stomach
If you're already listening to alternative radio,
Let your doctor know before listening to the shortest song

In some case other severe reactions may occur
If you suddenly become lightheaded,
Discontinue listening and seek medical attention immediately

As with all songs, there is a slight chance of dependency
With repeated listening Do not listen to the shortest
Song if you are already pregnant or may become pregnant
Or if you drink more than 10 alcoholic beverages in an evening

The shortest song it ain't long