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You're such a bore (you're such a bore!)
Such a bore to me!

Why don't you go hang yourself, hang hang yourself,
Or drink your living well away?
Sing a top forty up early in the morning, drive far far away

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Take that toaster in the tub fry your brain, fry that brain
Park that car in the garage, make sure to close those doors

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Khakis and crewcuts fools and tool,
Conservative and calm [x2]

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