Freaks! Freaks! Freaks!
We are the jockeys, jockeys are we
We live underground in a fiberglass tree
Ho! Who! He!
We nerthe and help, we rain supreme,
On toadstools grown by a chocolate stream
But all is not well in jockey town
Your renegade horse is making us frown
What do you want me to do?
Your horse must lose!
My horse must lose?
No win! No show! No place!
Just lose, the stinkin' race
And what if I refuse to lose?
We'll eat your brains!
My horse must lose!