I am a fine musician,
I practice every day,
And people come from miles around,
Just to hear me play
My piano, my piano,
They love to hear my piano
Pia-pia-piano, piano, piano, pia-pia-piano, pia-piano

I am a fine musician,
I practice every day,
And people come from miles around,
Just to hear me play
My bass trombone, my bass trombone,
They love to hear my bass trombone
Oom-pa-oom-pa-oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa
Oom-pa-oom-pa-oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-oom-pa-pa
Pia-pia-piano, piano, piano, pia-pia-piano, pia-piano

I am a fine musician,
I practice every day,
And people come from miles around,
Just to hear me play
My violin, my violin,
They love to hear my violin
Vio-vio-violin, violin, violin, vio-vio-violin, vio-violin
Oom-pa-oom-pa-oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa
Oom-pa-oom-pa-oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-oom-pa-pa
Pia-pia-piano, piano, piano, pia-pia-piano, pia-piano

I am a fine musician,
I practice every day,
And people come from miles around,
Just to hear me play
My big bass drum, my big bass drum,
They love to hear my big bass drum
Big bass, big bass, big bass drum, big bass drum, big bass drum
Big bass, big bass, big bass drum, big bass, big bass drum
Vio-vio-violin, violin, violin, vio-vio-violin, vio-violin
Oom-pa-oom-pa-oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa
Oom-pa-oom-pa-oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-oom-pa-pa
Pia-pia-piano, piano, piano, pia-pia-piano, pia-piano