Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo Chill, chill

I'm preaching Thuganomics on Velocity,
We're taking over the green screen
John Cena and Saturday night ?
You couldn't find a better Dream Team
But I'm frustrated, we're underrated,
We've got the best show in the world
I mean, Cat's always calling his Momma, and Josh"¦he ain't never kissed a girl
But that's OK you pipsqueak, I'm here to save you this week,
And my Johnson is longer than a Joe DiMaggio hit streak
After the show, we can get out on a Hibachi,
Drinking full bottles of sake,
I'm battle-rappin' with Funaki
All the censors hate me, and the parents can't believe me,
"?Cause their kids throw up the double horns after seeing me on TV
Whether you like me, or you hate me, there's no way you can ignore me
They don't let me curse on TV ? I have the crown curse for me
You attack me, it's like acne, I'll pop you like a zit
"?Cause when you're untouchable, you don't take no sh**