- The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With A.I.D.S. Is Awesome
He didn't want to pay for that brat So he shot that fucking kid up with a.i.d.s. That retard thought no one would find out But everyone knew he worked at a hosp...
- The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With AIDS Is Awesome
he didn't want to pay for that brat so he shot that fucking kid up with aids that retard thought no one would find out but everyone knew he worked at a hospital...
- The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get
You think you have a lot of male friends - you don't You think guys care when they ask for your opinion - they don't You think your best friend's boyfriend does...
- The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
YOU THINK YOU HAVE A LOT OF MALE FRIENDS- YOU DON'T YOU THINK GUYS CARE WHEN THEY ASK FOR YOUR OPINION- THEY DON'T YOU THINK YOUR BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND DOESN'T...
- The South Won't Rise Again
You toothless inbred retard Why do you still even care There'll never be another civil war You're mad 'cause your trailer has a flat tire The south won't rise ...
- The Word Homophobic Is Gay
I'm not afraid of faggots But I like making fun of them It was made-up by some PC faggot To make fag haters look stupid Anti-homophobe by Brutal Truth Is a pat...
- Valujet
you fucking jew you wanted to save 50 bucks you were too cheap to fly delta now you're an alligator's lunch [chorus:] find your early graves in the everglades...
- Van Full Of Retards
VAN FULL OF RETARDS - HA HA HA HA VAN FULL OF RETARDS - YOU DROOL ON YOURSELF YOU COULDEN'T EVEN WIN A BRONZE IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS YOUR PARENTS ARE ASHAMED ...
- Walker, Texas Corpse
Your characters supposed to be 40 But you have to be at least 80 The make-up department should win an emmy For making people think your alive [Chorus:] Chuck ...
- Waterfall Wishes
When I look through the waterfall I see your eyes Brings out feelings in me, girl, I just can't hide With a smile on my heart and a flower in my hand Girl, I'd ...
- Woman, Nature's Punching Bag
WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG YOU DIDN'T GET ME A BEER YOU WHERE ONE MINU...
- Women: Nature's Punching Bag
You didn't get me a beer You were one minute late with dinner You bought the wrong kind of beer You wanted a career You forgot to cash my unemployment check You...
- Yay! It's Pink!
My wife brought home this groupie slut one night She was pretty hot, a sexy, slutty sight We wanted a threesome with this stupid cunt My wife licked my ass whil...
- You
we're so dumb,we've got nothing new to say we write the same song 30 times a day about how you're a cunt or you're dumb or you're gay but we'll keep writing the...
- You Are A Good Food Critic
your last name's weinstein and your first name's jay you're a food critic and you're fucking gay you have more hair on your face than you have on your head pret...
- You Are An Interior Decorator
faggot [x4] you want to paint my walls pink,you want to give me a flowered sink you put a statue of holly johnson in my hall and a poster of joe bonni on my wa...
- You Can't Shut Up
You have dumb boots-you can't shut up You love mash-you can't shut up You don't wear pants-you can't shut up You can't shut up You have a beard-you can't shut...
- You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick
You just broke up with Jaime from Hatebreed Even Chris Barnes won't blow you again You heard all kikes have to get circumcized You fantasized about some rabbi g...
- You Drive An Iroc
you're from the north end-wop you're from revere beach-wop you can't have a barbeque-wop the spaghetti always falls through-wop [chorus:] you drive an el cami...
- You Fucking Freak
you've got a fucking cleft palate-palate and hair just like gene shalit-shalit i wan't to hit you with a mallet your teeth are parted to the side-side you've go...
- You Go To Art School
your parents paid your tuition and bought you a beret you go to art school because you're fucking gay are you in college or 13th grade think of all the money yo...
- You Got Date Raped
you just wanted to hold hands but he wanted to fuck he's twice your size and weight so you're shit out of luck [chorus:] you got date raped, date raped [x4] ...
- You Have Goals
you want to go to school you want a good jo you want to get married you want to own a car [chorus:] you're boring,you're gay,you're old,you have goals [x2] y...
- You Keep A Diary
YOU THINK YOUR LIFE'S SO IMPORTANT YOU HAVE TO WRITE IT DOWN YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING FAGGOT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU YOU, YOU KEEP A DIARY YOU POMPOUS ASSHOLE DIC...
- You Live In A Houseboat
you live in a houseboat you're so poor it barely floats you live in a houseboat you're white trash you're fucking broke you live in a houseboat trailer park thi...
- You Look Adopted
your real mother was a hooker,your real father couldn't get laid your mother left you in a dumpster,you were adopted by two gays [chorus:] you look adopted [x...
- You Look Divorced
you look divorced [x2] you've got that mopy look on your face,you're 3 months behind on your alimony payments you're pissed off,you're ex married someone new,a...
- You Own A Store
hide your dogs, hide your cats-gook,gook you can't drive, your face is flat-gook,gook your eyes aren't straight, it's you i hate-gook,gook you pick rice, we bom...
- You Play On A Softball Team
you fucking fag you have a mustache you hang around with men and stare at thier ass [chorus:] you're the gayest guy i've ever seen,you play on a softball team...
- You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag
YOU COULDN'T PICK UP A GUY AT THE GAY BAR MALE PROSTITUTES WOULDN'T TAKE YOUR MONEY YOU JERKED OFF 8 TIMES, AND RAN OUT OF YOUR OWN SO YOU BROKE INTO A SPERM BA...
- You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A?
You couldn't pick up a guy at the gay bar Male prostitutes wouldn't take your money You jerked off 8 times and ran out of your own So you broke into a sperm ban...
- You Rollerblading Faggot
YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLAD...
- You Sell Cologne
you have a mustache,you called me on the phone you wear a beret and you sell colonge you wear colonge but you still smell bad you smell like shit from all the m...
- You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You
Rape [x4] I drank a case of whiskey And you looked like Jeanine Jizm I drank another case of whiskey And you looked like Roseanne Barr [Chorus:] You were to ...
- You're A Cop
Powdered sugar on your fingers, coffee on your shirt Bribes in your pocket, you never do any work You fat fucking slob you just sit in a car Until you get off w...
- You're A Fucking Cunt
You're fucking annoying and your band fucking sucks Your boyfriend's an idiot and you're a fucking cunt You think you're so important an wan't everyone to suck ...
- You're A Tready Fucking Pussy
You always talk behind my back,but when i see you,you want to shake my hand When i see you ready to fight,you change your story like i knew you might You grew u...
- You're Best Friend Is You
No one cares what you say,no one gives a shit about norway No one can stand the way you talk,except your girlfriend,the greasy wop [1st chorus:] Everyone mist...
- You're Dumb
Youu've got a new t pass, just for retards You've got sagging breasts that are very large All over your wrinkled body, you've got lots of pimples And you've got...
- You're Gay
[chorus:] Y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're gay [x4] You volunteer for charity work-you're gay You care about the environment-you're gay You're a ballet dancer-you're ga...
- You're In A Coma
You're a fucking vegetable,we tried to pull the plug But you still wouldn't die,you're a dumb stupid fag [pre chorus:] You shit in a bag,you piss in a tube,yo...
- You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
I THOUGHT YOU WHERE A FAT CHICK THEN I REALIZED YOU WHERE PREGNANT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOUR BABY DIED SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH I KICKED YOU, Y...
- You've Got Cancer
You've got cancer,cancer [x4] Your hair's falling out from kemo Part of your colon's been removed You're only down to 90 pounds You've only got 3 months to liv...
- Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin
YOUR RECORD COST $399 YOUR RECORD COST $299 YOUR RECORD COST $199 AND THEN IT GETS RETURNED YOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BIN [X4] YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO HALL AND ...
- Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
Eric Clapton sucks, Eric Clapton sucks Eric Clapton's gay, and he's fucking gay Your, father is the fourth worst singer After Springsteen, Seger and Petty You ...