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Didn't pledge allegiance to the red, white and blue I didn't pig out On mom's apple pie I wasn't born on the 4th of July I wasn't born on the 4th of July No on...

It all started with Beatles and that kind of shit But after a while it got even worse When Oasis and Blur took over the british scene Then it really, really, re...

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A punk band was playing in a pub Jimmy was there and so was I He was drunk as he always is So drunk that he had some fun The fucking bouncer threw him out on t...

Lots of advice To be nice Lots of advice To be nice Ask yourself Ask yourself Ask yourself Ask yourself Does it look like I give a fuck Does it look like I gi...

You don't wanna know Just what I know And you don't wanna go To where I tend to go I know my way around The oldest kid in town Just watch me as I roam But don'...

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I am a goodlooking guy Workin' out in a gym every day There are always girls around But I say to all of them Goodlooking guys Only fuck goodlooking guys I'm o...

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Hey! Someone asked if I was straight or gay Hey! Someone asked if I would drink the very next day I wanna keep all doors ajar What differs a pub from a bar? H...

I was going out with crazy Jimmy He was already drunk and stoned We found a cheap bar in the city His girlfriend was with us too Oh no, hey boy I never touched...

I was a pretty boy it lasted for a minute then the mirror cracked I gotta blame it on the sunshine blame it on the good times blame it on the boogie I was a t...

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Last night at about 515 My baby called up to spill the beans Said I better get my shit in gear Or I was gonna be alone next year But I found out that she'd foun...

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Born black Black as my soul Blacker than fall A stepchild Stepchild of the planet Stepchild and unwanted An outcast A misfit Number one on your shitlist Kaffe...

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Grow up, go to school Graduate, superior fool Leave home, find your own Pay the rent, get a loan Dating girls, shop around Find a wire, tie the knot Grow som ki...

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I gave my love to a woman She didn't want it She gave it away To another man Take drugs every day I say that's the only way I'm old 'n horny now I'm old 'n ho...

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Monday night is a pork chop night Tuesday night is a pork chop night Wednesday night is a pork chop night Thursday night What a night Such a night for pork chop...

Stealin' cars, lost in bars Treating hard-to-be's like superstars I wanna come home at 3 AM I love my records Alright, I'm gonna play 'em Problem child, proble...

In the garden of Eden In the middle of last week There was Adam and Eve Plus myself, aka the Proto-Geek Feel alone? Just date the snake Since you're wheel no 5,...

I'm old You're a bitch I'm not My sister and my mum Got no dicks Say no to women Just say no You're like Gothenburg to me Let's play Let's pretend You're a ma...

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I'm sitting in a cell There's nothin' here to do Been here for a long time That's for sure But there is a man I take him from behind He's lookin' good Dressed ...

Told my friend a joke Sure enuff he didn't get it Threw my dad a bone But the fucker didn't fetch it Held a kid for ransom But noone cared to cough up Brought m...

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The Sthlm stalker goes out tonite To have a ball and to take a life You're gonna end up in a filthy ditch Mutilated by that heartless bitch She's got a red dre...

Gettin' drunk in a bar To come home I need a car Taxidrivers everywhere They rip you off they don't play fair Taxidriver motherfucker Die die die Rape your gi...

Is it a bird? No! Is it a plane? No! Is it the Shah? No! Is it Billy Ray? No motherfucker! HF the son of Mars The Anti-man, the Anti-man HF the son of Mars The...

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Oh Oh-oh Gotta go Coz I just don't know about me And my ways, they kinda stink Don't you think? Yes sir You rule, sir Yes sir Make an effort, no don't be a tur...