Ziltoid!
Ziltoid, Ziltoid!
Ziltoid!
The Omniscient!
Ziltoid, Ziltoid!
Ziltoid!
The Omniscient!

[Ziltoid:]

Greetings humans, I am Ziltoid the omniscient
I have come from far across the omniverse
You shall fetch me your universes ultimate cup of coffee
Black!
You have five Earth minutes,
Make it perfect!