I'm just a nice guy I'm mr nice guy
Since I'm a nice guy, I get stabbed in the back back, ahhh

Hey mr nice guy
You're such a nice guy
Dance with me in the rain
Hey mr nice guy
You're such a nice guy
Relieve me of my pain

Who went to oakland to get some crack?
Look baby, your boyfriends back
Who's your man, not me
You didn't get that tan from me,
Bikini wax, hair did
Been best friends since we were kids,
But you failed to recognize,
What's been right before your eyes
You'd rather date dick
And you give dick your body and your brains
And you run to me and cry when that dick put you in pain
"your just so nice, with all the right advice"
But next time you come to me, you wont have to ask twice

All the nice guys get you diamonds and pearls
But all the assholes get all the good girls
And they knock you up knock knock
And they knock you up knock knock knock
And they knock you up knock knock
And they call you sluts

But I'm just a nice guy I'm mr nice guy
Since I'm a nice guy, I get stabbed in the back back, ahhh

Hey mr nice guy
You're such a nice guy
Dance with me in the rain
Hey mr nice guy
You're such a nice guy
Relieve me of my pain

Dick is an asshole I'm a nice guy
Girls hug me and give me high-fives
Run a cock cock when they cry cry cry
Cause dick dropped in for a quick fly by
All you girls date all the same guys,
Claim you were drunk or you got too high
Dick got in, dick survived
When all I ever wanted was a kiss goodnight
Can I be a nice guy, yes I can
If I was an ass would you give me a chance?
And I drink so I can get up in them pants
I'm not at the bar tonight to dance
Now back to me mr nice guy see,
The one that sees you as a human being
You're a fool young lady with the sparkling teeth
Now close your mouth,
And listen to me

All the nice guys get you diamonds and pearls
But all the assholes get all the good girls
And they knock you up knock knock
And they knock you up knock knock knock knock
And they knock you up knock knock
And they call you sluts

You say I'm a nice guy, a really really nice guy
Really really nice
Stop asking for advice

You say I'm a nice guy, a really really nice guy
Really really nice
Stop asking for advice

Hey it's me, dick
Who's your friend, that little prick
I thought I heard him talking
Pull your pants down just a little bit
Close your eyes, no more talk
Let me work until I stop
We can do some body shots
Forget that little friend you lost

All the nice guys get you diamonds and pearls
But all the assholes get all the good girls
And they knock you up knock knock
And they knock you up knock knock knock knock
And they knock you up knock knock
And they call you sluts

You say I'm a nice guy, a really really nice guy
Really really nice
Stop asking for advice

You say I'm a nice guy, a really really nice guy
Really really nice
Stop asking for advice

All the nice guys get you diamonds and pearls
But all the assholes get all the good girls
And they knock you up knock knock
And they knock you up knock knock knock knock
And they knock you up knock knock
And they call you sluts

But I'm just a nice guy I'm mr nice guy
Since I'm a nice guy, I get stabbed in the back back, ahhh