I met a girl with pretty hips and thighs, Lisa was her name
Packed with perky lips and goo-goo eyes
She drives me insane

Tonsel-wrestling all the time
The jocks all knew her inside out
Alway showed up, dress to thrill
Never spotted outside a vette until

A rumour spread through all the halls, at Weston junior high
Our chica was infected by herpes simplex, wow

Tonsel-wrestling all the time
The jocks all knew her inside out
Alway showed up, dress to thrill
Never spotted outside a vette until

I just wanna hold your hand
Call me stupid I don't mind
I don't care for no one else
I'll never fall for anyone but her! (solo)

Now I've got a girl with pretty hips and thighs, Lisa is her name
Packed with perky lips and goo-goo eyes Yeah, she drives me insane