The Playboy Channel


Supposing you're watching the Playboy Channel
("Ooooh yes! Oh")
and it's just about time for them to have an orgasm
("Oh! Oh! Harder! Oh! Oh! I think I'm gonna explode! Oh! Oh!")
when all of a sudden
Wham
The horrible noise comes in, and completely destroys your orgasm on
the Playboy Channel
("Oh yes!")
There it goes again (YEAH!) That awful interference, wrecking your orgasm
on the Playboy Channel (YEAH!)
You've called the cable TV company six times
("oh oh oh oh oh o
h")
Each time the technician comes out, he can't fix the problem
He is fired ("flush")
Wham! (YEAH!)
That sound is more important than you are
That sound is more (YEAH!) important than your entire life
And it will stop you from having an orgasmon the Playboy Channel (YEAH!)







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