I got the blues (peelin out cheerioes)
I got the blues (hambone walkin' in the cold)
I got the blues (like a beef jerky)
I got the blues (an I don't know what to do)
I got the down home-staple gun-moon shot-bulldozer-
Like a leather feather in a blow torch blues
(Fallin to my feet) I got the blues
(Like a jack rabbit) I got the blues,
An its makin me blue that I got the blues, (an I don know what to do)
I got the gorilla eatin-serious heart-rippin-crawlin threw the dirt-
foot tappin-redenbocker-punchin bag blues
(Stinkin like a toe) I got the blues,
(Angels in the woods) I got the blues,
(Like assholes in the rain) I got the blues, an I don't know what to do
I got the child molestin'-gigabot-hot shot in a coffee pot-
rewound-tied up-loose leaf-cordboard- toilet paper-
sound mixin-wireless-alien pipe cleaner-mushroom blues
cuttin'-tearin' out ya hair blues
Bubble gum-plastic teddy bear blues
Styrofoam bar a soap soda pop blues
{Lookin like a peach hangin on a glass ball,
{Hulk Hogan runnin naked through my hall,
{Alcoholic fish bait takin a fall,
{Shoppin for a gun at ya mini-mall,
{Throwin rap CDs at ya kitchen wall,
{If ya don't walk then you got to crawl,
{Hangin up ya phone when you got call,
Harmonica solo and it's all
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