This is not an argument
It's a one-sided diatribe, and I'm on the wrong side

It's not a traffic stop
But I'm sure you'd make a pretty good cop

This is not a photograph
We never advertise, just cut them down to size

These are your rules of engagement:
Shoot first, ask questions later

It's never just black and white
But that's all you see

Talk minus action is still zero
We won't allow another witch hunt here,
so check your math, don't go off half-cocked
Your mouth is loaded and locked