We got winners
We got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
We got yuppies, we got bikers
We gotthirsty hitch-hikers
And the girls next door dress up like movie stars
Mmmhmmmhmmmhmm I love this bar

We got cowboys, we got truckers
Broken hearted fools and suckers
N' we got hustlers, we got fighters
Early birds and all nighters
And the veterans talk about their battle scars
Mmmhmmmhmmmhmm I love this bar

I love this bar It's my kind-a place
Just walk through the front door puts a smile on my face
It aint too far, come as you are
Mmmhmmmhmmmhmm I love this bar

I've seen short skirts, we got high-techs
Blue collared boys and rednecks
N' we got lovers, lots-a lookers
I've even seen dancin' girls and hookers
And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar
Mmmhmmmhmmmhmm I love this bar

Yes I do

(music plays)

(Toby and the crowd)

I like my truck, I like my girlfriend
I like to take her out to dinner
I like a movie now and then
But I loooove this bar, it's my kind-a place
Just toein' round the dance floor puts a big smile on my face
No cover charge
Come as you are
Mmmhmmmhmmmhmm I love this bar

Mmmhmmmhmmmhmm I just love this ole' bar

(Crowd cheers)