Love was once a crazy dream
Now it's my new evil scheme

And I'm as happy as can be
It's the age old story
How an evil boy meets an evil girl
We've got love strong enough to rule the whole wide world
We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff

I found my other half
Yes, I've got an evil love

When our robot armies march
To the beating of our hearts

I'm as happy as can be
It's the age old story
How an evil boy meets an evil girl
We've got love strong enough to rule the whole wide world
We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff

You can't foil a plan that's built upon evil love
Evil love