I'm going down to south park, gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation
Going down to south park, gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking day or night, people shouting "howdy neighbor!"
Heading on out to south park, gonna see if I can't unwind
I like girls with big vaginas, I like girls with big fat titties
So come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine