Bert: I like to sing LOUD!
Farley: I like to sing soft
Bert: I like to sing LOUD!
Farley: I like to sing soft
Bert: I like to sing high!
Farley: I like to sing low
Bert: So two good friends, me and you
Farley: Each with an opposite point of view
Bert: I like to sing long!
Farley: I like to sing short
Bert: I like to sing lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ong
Farley: Ok that's enough, I like to sing short
Bert: I like to sing good
Farley: And I do too
Both: Well whaddya know what a happy day when me, agrees with you
(They switch roles and sing it again)