I thought that I had everybody on my side,
But I went and blew it, all sky high
And now she won't even spare a passing glance,
All just because I ripped my pants
When big Larry came 'round just to put him down,
Spongebob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance,
With a fool who went and ripped his pants
I know I shouldn't mope around
I shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse
'Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun
Then a burn from the sun, or sand in your bun
Now I learned a lesson,
I won't soon forget
So listen and you won't regret
Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance,
And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants