Some people like ass
Some people like tit
But nothing gets me going,
Like liquid shit

My shit floats
It floats right to the top
I wanna shit my life away
I never wanna stop

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'Cuz' I'm an
Alophen Baby
My heart's a toilet brush
I'm an,
Alophen baby
I can't wait until I flush

You think I'm kidding?
Well I'm no phoney
I like what's in my ass
to ooze out bolonga

Doesn't matter what I eat
I'm not that picky
Just as long as when I shit
It's gooey, soft and icky

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My family's worried
They have suspicions
And I guess they should
I just shit out my intestines

But I can't stop, Uh-Uhh!
There's just no way
Especially when I'm going through
Four bottles a day

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I never wanna move
from my toilet bowl
I just wanna shit
And keep my ass in the hole

But when I shit,
I have to be alone
I dip my fingers in my poop
And I use it as colonge

(Chorus 5x)