"Christian Or Canadian"

It couldn't be worse From chorus to verse
It sounds like Korn but a little bit worse
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!
On 907 it's bad 311
Evidently it's a hit But it stinks to high heaven
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!

Play the game that isn't fun, can't be ignored,
And can't be won Someone get me a gun

It sounds kind of emo, or not so tight screamo
And he keeps saying 'Him', so i'm gonna say homo
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!
He's wearing a sweater, like '98 Vedder
But it's 2002, and the song could be better
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!

Play the game that isn't fun, can't be ignored,
And can't be won Someone get me a gun

It's said that those that cannot do
Will end up teaching stuff to you,
Or some of them find God instead or better yet the border

I cannot quite place it It sounds like Ocasek
But 20 years later, so you might as well face it
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!
It's so non-commitish, like light Reel Big Fish
Or rock en Espanol, translated into English
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!

Play the game that isn't fun, can't be ignored,
And can't be won Someone get me a gun!