[parody of "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper]

I know to keep a woman satisfied
When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide
They're always in the mood for something to munch
Ah girls, they wanna have lunch
Ah, girls just wanna have

That's all they really want,
Some lunch
Don't ask 'em to dinner
Or breakfast or brunch,
'Cause girls, they wanna have lunch
Ah, girls just wanna have lunch

Girls they want, wanna have lunch, girls, wanna have