[parody of "I Love Rock 'n Roll" by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts]

I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool
Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school
Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old,
Vanilla just leaves me cold
There's just one flavor good enough for me, yeah me!
Don't gimme no crummy taste spoon, I know what I need

Baby, I love rocky road,
So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby?
I love rocky road,
Now have another triple scoop with me!
Ow!