You're a mean one, Mr Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
As charming as an eel

Mr Grinch
You're a bad banana
With a greasy, black peel

You're a monster, Mr Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You have garlic in your soul

Mr Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole

Between the choice of the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile
The three words that describe you best are
And I quote, stink, stank, stonk