It's been a long time since I've been close to you
It's been a long time since I've been sad
It's been awhile since I've really spent time with you
Wish I could take back the times that I had
The only thing that you ever really did for me is make me oh so miserable
And the hope that I'll never see your face again is anything but questionable

I hope this is good-bye
I hope this is good-bye

There was a time when I thought you were a friend to me
I think those times I was probably just drunk
And if they offered a test that I'd be a good friend
I'd put money down that you, too, would flunk
The only thing you ever really took from me were my records (I DONT KNOW WHAT IS SAID RIGHT AFTER THIS PART)

I hope this is good-bye
I hope this is good-bye

(repeats whole song one more time)