Here we go again,
Cut me down and scream the answer please,
I submit
Guess who takes the blame?
Anything for a moment's peace,
Oh please

I'm the bug in the cookie jar,
And I'm the flat tyre on your car,
And all the things that really spoil your day
I'm the joke that you've heard before,
And I'm the burnt steak you wanted raw,
And all the things that really get you down

Underneath the frown,
Seeing you so wound up makes me smile,
Like a child
My advice is sound,
Laugh at life and life laughs back at you,
What can you do?

Oh, I'm the bug in the cookie jar,
And I'm the flat tyre on your car,
And all the things that really spoil your day
I'm the joke that you've heard before,
And I'm the burnt steak you wanted raw,
And all the things that really get you down

Bah Dah Bah Bah,
Bah Dah Bah Bah,
Bah Dah Bah Bah
Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba,

Bah Dah Bah Bah,
Bah Dah Bah Bah,
Bah Dah Bah Bah
Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba,