My friends all say you're nuts and they're probably right And no I'd never take you to a rock fight But nothing's gonna turn me off of you I'm not as desperate ...

she got electroshock therapy fifty thousand volts way outta control she got electroshock therapy a hundred thousand volts way outta control and hey whaddya know...

One minute past midnite and I need some cigarettes See the big sign comin up my heart starts pounding fast Everything you could want is in this little shop Burr...

we spend so much time together you would think that we could talk about it you would think that we could try to work together just one time all of my accusation...

I've been thinking about those things that we've been avoiding too long and I've decided that somethings gotta be done I've listened carefully but there's other...

If you think you can, well come on man I was a Green Beret in Viet Nam No more of your fairy stories 'Cause I got my other worries 53rd & 3rd Standing on the st...

One minute past midnite and I need some cigarettes See the big sign comin up my heart starts pounding fast Everything you could want is in this little shop Burr...

I think of you every minute of just about every other day It's funny but the tv dosen't seem to make my thoughts about you go away Every time I think of you I s...

I think of you every minute of just about every other day It's funny but the tv dosen't seem to make my thoughts about you go away Every time I think of you I s...

We don't believe in god or jesus christ anymore We don't need colleges to validate our lives anymore We don't need twelve steps to show us how weak we've become...

[Originally by Teenage Head] I hoard my dollars 'cuz I won't share It's a time to communicate, a time to be shrewd A time to liberate, a time to be rude OH OH...

Black asphalt rolling mile after mile Getting bruised in awe and honor Running out of things to say Machine chaos and custom fitted cancer Searching for an answ...

You think you've got something over some kinda thing over me Well there's going to come a day when I can leave it all behind If you'd open up your eyes you'd se...

I can't pay the rent, the 20 bucks I made last week's already spent The landlord's at the door and there's dried beer and cigarette butts on the floor Can't see...

I can't pay the rent, the 20 bucks I made last week's already spent The landlord's at the door and there's dried beer and cigarette butts on the floor Can't see...

(Weasel/Vapid/Jughead/Personality/Panic) He had a big mouth he didn't know when to stop he said "maybe we'll see some action tonight from that bitch" but he was...

Baby talk mix it up emotions hit the trip again Baby talk stickin to your story til the bitter end Incriminations are in/out of you like bullets from a gun Some...

Got 12 rooms 12 vacancies You can do just what you please Just don't get mother to irate And don't ever call me Master Bates A man should have a hobby, true But...

Beat on the brat Beat on the brat Beat on the brat with a baseball bat Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh What can you do What can you do With a brat like that always on y...

Cracked open, left hanging With my tail swinging in the wind Grab a hold of me darling, I'm about to break down again Now I'm reeling sideways Ain't it always t...

Hey ho, Let's Go ! (4x) They're forming in a straight line Thet're going through a tight wind The kids are losing their minds The Blitzkreig Bop They're pilin'...

Hey ho, let's go They're forming in a straight line They're going through a tight wind The kids are losing their minds The Blitzkrieg Bop They're piling in the ...

Massacres, violence film at 10 Media scumbags strike a gain Shove a microphone in some poor guys face So your ratings can soar to outer space Ken and Barbie on ...

and now i wonder what's going on and who's really in another world while you're asleep the makeup you're wearing runs down your face like so many tears watch th...

I walk by your house while you're laying in bed Thoughts of rescuing you race through my head I'd rip my heart out of my chest and hold it for you to inspect an...

California Sucks California sucks it's worse than old New York Filled with scum + wealthy worms + stupid surfing dorks Hot tubs and Jacuzzi's and swaying green ...

Always fond of girls who were just a little crazy Always fondling which may be the fun of me Always fond of girls with the hopeless hang-ups I'm getting sick of...

I know that they're inside me Waiting to multiply And I want them out of there I've got a butcher knife I'll keep cutting 'til I find them 'Cause I want them ou...

Celena looks at me and asks me if i know whats on tv and now she wants to know what's wrong with me and why I always have to be so me Celena wants to know: why ...

Oh, oh, oh Sitting here with nothin' to do Sitting here thinkin' only of you But you'll never get out of there She'll never get out of there Texas chain saw mas...

Oh, oh, oh Sitting here with nothin' to do Sitting here thinkin' only of you But you'll never get out of there She'll never get out of there Texas chain saw mas...

Oh, oh, oh Sitting here with nothin' to do Sitting here thinkin' only of you But you'll never get out of there She'll never get out of there Texas chain saw mas...

[Originally by Frank Sinatra] Chicago, Chicago, That totally town Chicago, Chicago, I'm gonna show you around I love to bet you your bottom dollar, You'll los...

Cindy's On Methadone She's through with the syringe Cindy's on methadone She's off on heroin Cindy is doing well We're glad to have her home She slept in vomit ...

Oh, oh, oh Sitting here with nothin' to do Sitting here thinkin' only of you But you'll never get out of there She'll never get out of there Texas chain saw mas...

Claire Monet I heard someone say It's been so long since the last time I heard her name I learned a lot from her Yeah she was singular The one day she got marri...

You gotta lotta nerve lookin down your nose at me Label me the dregs of a nice society Peoples parents like you and girls all shout your name But you're a clean...

on the other side of town where the real cool kids go to sit around and talk bad, about the other kids yeah it's a real cool clu and you're not part of it There...

You were walking by You were looking so fly With a cigarette When you caught my eye It was love at first sight I was hypnotized But nothing ever materialized ...

Cows - They're comin near me Hope they don't see me They can't defeat me Oh please don't eat me ! Cows - won't give you butter If you pull their udder Cows now ...

(Weasel) What will it take to make you happy what will it take to stop your whining what will it take to make you amscray what will it take to stop your crying ...

In your beady eyes I don't make the scene Well your right if being part of your teenage soap opera's what you mean Degenerate degenerate Encapsulated with all t...

In your beady eyes I don't make the scene Well your right if being part of your teenage soap opera's what you mean Degenerate degenerate Encapsulated with all t...

ding bat she's a ding bat always walking into trees wakes me up to ask if im asleep sits around, stares into space oh god i hate her face cuz she's a ding bat...

She's a dingbat (x2) Always walking in to trees Wakes me up to ask if I'm asleep Sits around stares in to space Oh God I hate her face cause she's a dingbat Her...

Hey you - You're a blonde What you say is always wrong Hey look - you can sprint Don't you know you're in like flint Don't touch my car Hey you - you're a sta...

Don't turn out the Lights tonight I need a can of Raid Ants will crawl inside my ears And nibble on my brain There's something by the window And it wants to get...

She's a dingbat (x2) Always walking in to trees Wakes me up to ask if I'm asleep Sits around stares in to space Oh God I hate her face cause she's a dingbat Her...

Somewhere in El Salvador there's a grave for 700 pits full of guts and kids who were tortured and hunted By death squad soldiers who won't ever be purged or pun...

I'm not feeling human anymore Half connected all the time Each night I document the things I've done The pointless points I've made for stupid reasons Every nig...

I got a call last night from Warren Somebody told him his band is boring Warren was crying, he felt so bad Cause the punks don't like his bell-bottom pants Exp...

I'm in a dream because everything seems Like it's moving through some kind of fog I try to explain but the words come out strange And I don't know what I'm doin...

Why don't you beat it why don't you go away You smelly butt why don't you go away You're just a turd why don't you go away Sit on it nerd why don't you go away ...

By the people for the little people Here's how we like to start of the set: "Dude, where's my coke?" is followed by a weak joke That segues into "vote democrat"...

What the fuck does it mean to acknowledge this democracy When millons are unemployed and living in the streets What the fuck does it mean to suck the nipple of ...

You're outside looking in poking your finger at me And you know that's a really good way to lose that thing But I'm not gonna bite this time Cause I know that y...

It's late t night and I can see you're tense when we both get off the bus it's a fucking shame we have to be raised to fear and mistrust strangers to you danger...

The sun is up good morning to me It's gonna be a perfect day While everybody else sleeps I've got a smile on my face Because I know I'm alive It's a feeling ins...

I was hanging out at the show feeling like a fat potato I don't know what I'm doing here I saw her at the door and she looked as bored as me so I got her in I p...

it's been so long since that magic trick went wrong and chained me to you and i wanna get out please find the key cause i really gotta pee and i'm sick of havin...

I walked around alone last night and tried to look at people like I did back then I kinda wanted just to hang out remind myself what it was all about again ever...

(Weasel/Jughead/Vapid/Panic/Personality) I walked around alone last night and tried to look at people like I did back then I kinda wanted to just hang out remin...

Who needs Dayglo ? Hey not me ! 27 Morons living on a tree Peace symbols, cheap, phony dime store beads Half the time flippin out on LSD Advocate non-violence y...

PT-boat on the way to Havana I used to make a living, man Pickin' the banana Now I'm a guide for the CIA Hooray for the USA Baby, baby, make me loco Baby, baby,...

PT-boat on the way to Havana I used to make a living, man Pickin' the banana Now I'm a guide for the CIA Hooray for the USA! Baby, baby, make me a loco Baby, ba...

Try and tell us our future's at stake We're gonna slam dance on your grave Cause we don't give a shit about tomorrow You say we're a bunch of lazy bums We just ...

Try and tell us our future's at stake We're gonna slam dance on your grave Cause we don't give a shit about tomorrow You say we're a bunch of lazy bums We just ...

I wanna live with Madonna I wanna lick Oprah I wanna go to Hollywood I wanna be a material man I have high ambitions (x3) I wanna write puzzles for Wheel Of F...

Holy harcore jesus christ Knocking our religious life Live by Crass, die by the sword We're punk rock servants of the lord You say that all you want is peace Th...

God's creatures carcasses Laying all around Some stupid hick shot them all down Not for food, not for life, just for fucking fun I can't wait to see the day whe...

I believe in UFO's Baldheaded men with goldfish bowls Tied securely round their waists Observing us from outer space I believe in UFO's (x4) Men from space inva...

I can see clearly now the rain is gone I can see all obsticals in my way Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind It's gonna be a bright sunshiney day I think...

I'm immature - I talk a lot I'm a lying, cheating little snot I smell bad - I don't comb my hair I steal from work - I don't fight fair Girls are repulsed by th...

My head is much better now, And I'm not walking into doors I don't eat my vegetables now, Because I don't care anymore Don't read the Courier now, Because it o...

Susie's bugging me again I better take my ritalin I'm about an inch away from smacking her She wants to tell me what to do I'm really not in love with you I've ...

Hey, daddy-o I don't wanna go down to the basement There's somethin' down there I don't wanna go Hey, Romeo There's somethin' down there I don't wanna go down t...

I believe in UFO's Baldheaded men with goldfish bowls Tied securely round their waists Observing us from outer space I believe in UFO's (x4) Men from space inva...

[Cover] i fall to pieces each time i see you again i fall to pieces how can i be just your friend you want me to act like we've never kissed you want me to forg...

Robert Plant is a slimy fuck John Bonham man, he really sucked Those greedy fuckers, those phoney shits They made their money off idiots I hate Led Zeppelin (x2...

Robert Plant is a slimy fuck John Bonham man, he really sucked Those greedy fuckers, those phoney shits They made their money off idiots I hate Led Zeppelin (x2...

I hate your guts on Sunday no other day of the week I hate your guts on Sunday but Monday morning you look so sweet I hate your guts on Sunday and I'm not even ...

Love to hate I love to hate Deck the halls with Sharon Tate Love to hate I love to hate Assasinate, decapitate I need a dog that I can kick I need some to make ...

I need therapy I need therapy I need therapy oh yeah I need therapy I need therapy oh yeah My girlfriend left today When I said "But I love you babe" She just k...

I am a robot I might be paranoid But I'm a living breathing humanoid I am a rhombus I plod around like dough And I'm secure in everything I know Am I American B...

"Children, behave!" That's what they say when we're together "And watch how you play!" They don't understand And so we're running just as fast as we can, Holdin...

I need therapy I need therapy I need therapy oh yeah I need therapy I need therapy oh yeah My girlfriend left today When I said "But I love you babe" She just k...

I got a little lisp and I've been working on my limp wrist Women are a drag and I think I wanna be a faggot now A mincing ninny A prancing fairy merry little qu...

The way you look at me The way I look at you the same Jerking off to Penthouse I'm completely fucking through and through A bedroom full of lies Masterbating, m...

I wanna be naked I wanna be nude I wanna walk around in my birthday suit No more funny looks about the way I dress I'll show the whole world my nakedness I don'...

I just know your name but still just the same I see you in my dreams at night I see you in my food when I eat I see your pretty mug I think that I'm in love If ...

Hey, little girl I wanna be your boyfriend Sweet little girl I wanna be your boyfriend Do you love me babe What do you say Do you love me babe What can I say Be...

I just know your name But still just the same I see you in my dreams at night I see you in my food when I eat I see your pretty mug I think that I'm in love If ...

(Vapid) I realy hated high school it was such a drag everytime I walked the halls all the kids would call me a fag I dodn't care for physical ed and I didn't ca...

you keep on trying too hard to make something work out you're so afraid of your own loneliness and doubts i've had to stand by so many times while you got burne...

The time is now to tell you that i'm glad, the time is now to say you'll always shine on the sunny side of me I took off all past pictures from the wall, and no...

I loved you for the minute when you decided to tell me the truth I heard you and that night I cried for you I know that you're alone just like everyone else in ...

I loved you for the minute When you decided to tell me the truth I heard you and that night I cried for you I know that you're alone just like everyone else in ...

I loved you for the minute when you decided to tell me the truth I heard you and that night I cried for you I know that you're alone just like everyone else in ...

are you waiting out ther for me? do you have a little hope still? well, i haven't given up yet i still feel like i can change the world and start with me and yo...

What I wanna say I'm gonna say to you And what I wanna do I'm gonna do to you And if you should decide That you don't like it - get out When I wanna talk I'll t...