• 30 Y-Welc
  • 30 Years In The Bathroom
    My lavatory has been my sanctuary And it's easy for you to laugh at me 'Cos I been 30 good years in the bathroom, baby Rubadubdub one man in a tub and it's me A...
  • 38 Line Poem
    When I lay night, you know I feel alright, and there's a reason why And my reasons why, I feel so high, I've got the flying five And no I wouldn't sing, just to...
  • A Wish Away
    Don't litter my streets with your bad name Don't tell the people that we're the same You've got no hope for the future, so stop looking or someone to blame It's...
  • Can't Shape Up
    Don't litter my streets with your bad name Don't tell the people that we're the same You've got no hope for the future, so stop looking or someone to blame It's...
  • Cartoon Boyfriend
    "There's a worm in my head and a fish in the bed," she said Confused you will be He's got the car on the lawn and he's using the horn again Annoyed she will be ...
  • Caught In My Shadow
    Caught in My Shadow Yeah, I'm Caught in My Shadow These streets used to look pretty This town used to look like a city These people used to talk to me (x2) Bu...
  • Caught In My Shadow
    Caught in my shadow These streets used to look big, This town used to look like a city, These people used to talk to me Caught in my shadow Offer me the bait, I...
  • Donation
    Make the call, make the call now, make your donation, to teh breath of a sighing nation Here's my reaction, to the smell of stale sweat, at the back of a railwa...
  • False Start
    Make the call, make the call now, make your donation, to teh breath of a sighing nation Here's my reaction, to the smell of stale sweat, at the back of a railwa...
  • Give Give Give Me More More More
    Well I hope I make more money than this in the next world I hope there's a lot more in it there for me I'd like my trousers pressed and my shoes shined up by a ...
  • Golden Green
    She is golden but she's green At all the things that I have seen And the items that I'm hoarding up the back stairs "Give 'em to me, give 'em now" Shut it up yo...
  • Good Night Though
    Goodbye So long Well there's a lady that knows All that glitters is not gold, she said "Don't play that awful song Don't play that awful song, cos then we'll kn...
  • Grotesque
    Since I've been seeing you, There's a lot more things that I should do Since I've known your name, I've been so lazy that I should be ashamed, And you should se...
  • Grotesque
    Goodbye So long Well there's a lady that knows All that glitters is not gold, she said "Don't play that awful song Don't play that awful song, cos then we'll kn...
  • Here Comes Everyone
    There is no us, there is only I, Dropped like a tear from my mother's eye Mother do you know your son at all? Looking for the things he'll never ind, Talks too ...
  • Here Comes Everyone
    Since I've been seeing you, there's a lot more things that I should do Since I've known your name, I've been so lazy that I should be ashamed, and you should se...
  • Inertia
    Ohh, where does river end? Aah, where does journey find friend? Ohh, where does river end? It just keeps on moving No, it's not a boy's name, No, it's not a gir...
  • Inertia
    There is no us, there is only I, dropped like a tear from my mother's eye Mother do you know your son at all? Looking for the things he'll never ind, talks too ...
  • It's Yer Money I'm After Baby
    Don't give me love, oh no none of that stuff Cos it's yer money I'm after, baby Your love and your kisses they're Just not enough, it's just yer Money I'm after...
  • Let's Be Other People
    Introducing one of life's brighter dreams Oh, F, congratulations on your death It's been the greatestt thing you gave to me So generous and selflessly, F CHORUS...
  • Maybe
    Maybe I should be a writer, Wroight a book and feel much brigter, Share my thoughts with the world Or maybe I could be a film maker, Celluloid, more fun than pa...
  • Mission Drive
    My Mission Drive, is to open up my eyes, And I don't car who wants to stare these days To realize, to be brought back down to size, The wicked lies and all the ...
  • Mission Drive
    Maybe I should be a writer, wroight a book and feel much brigter, share my thoughts with the world Or maybe I could be a film maker, celluloid, more fun than pa...
  • Mother And I
    I'd like to be what some of the fuss is all about, Excuse me mother while I scream and shout, Pass me the key, I'd like to let myself out and go Excuse me, mot...
  • No For The 13th Time
    Heaven help the man that said, "Help me, I think I'm dead, but wait a while, I'm not completely sure" But then he didn't speak up so we buried him 6ft undergrou...
  • On The Ropes
    "On The Ropes" - The Wonderstuff The new single! Finally! Take these words and stick 'em in your head Now roll then 'round until you can't forget What's said Ta...
  • Piece Of Sky
    How did you get so very high You got so high you almost touched the sky Lady luck couldn't wish you more luck than I So take a jump and steal your piece of sky ...
  • Play
    Play, I only ever saw it as play, I didn't think that's what they'd say No, I never wanna hear that again I used to have paper and pen, I'd write it down time a...
  • Poison
    Play, I only ever saw it as play, I didn't think that's what they'd say No, I never wanna hear that again I used to have paper and pen, I'd write it down time a...
  • Radio Ass Kiss
    CHORUS Radio Ass Kiss on the air Say what you like now no one cares Radio Ass Kiss on the air Say what you like now no one's scared I caught the DJ pulling up h...
  • Red Berry Joy Town
    We knew we'd find you crying on top of dustbin hill, grinning at the passers by through the flowers on your windowsill This is Red Berry Joy Town, this is clow...
  • Room 410
    I remember the morning you roared into my room We were trying to find a reason To see though the gloom Don't be worried now Don't be sad I'm not the best daydre...
  • Ruby Horse
    Ruby Horse I know of course, that it's you, Ruby Horse I ran your course, and I'm blue (black & blue) I spent friday night with a fly-by-night, She said, hold ...
  • Rue the Day
    I fell into your lonely room today but I forgotten what I came to say Wished I'd been somewhere else instead, a place to get warm and a place to get fed Oh wha...
  • Size Of A Cow
    Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems When you're not looking forward? Me, I'd like to think life is like a drink And I'm hoping that it taste...
  • Sleep Alone
    Do you remember when I spoke to you? I was easy then, and I'm easy now I still sit at home twitching my fingers, Playing the songs of my favorite singers, Easy ...
  • Sleep Alone
    I fell into your lonely room today but I forgotten what I came to say Wished I'd been somewhere else instead, a place to get warm and a place to get fed Oh wha...
  • Some Sad Someone
    I'm sitting watching all the merry People go by, So once around the park before I die I hate this jealous feeling and I Want to cry, So once around the park bef...
  • The Animals And Me
    The animals and me have been in league through history, I love them and they love me, Oh I have been there Cats and dogs have got it sussed They worm their wa ...
  • The Size Of A Cow
    Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems when you're not looking forward? Me, I'd like to think life is like a drink, and I'm hoping that it tast...
  • The Size Of A Cow 312
    Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems when you're not looking forward? Me, I'd like to think life is like a drink, and I'm hoping that it tast...
  • Them Big Oak Trees
    Forgive us for the crimes that we are about to commit again Forgive us for the change we've took We are but little men CHORUS Oh I remember better times than t...
  • Unfaithful
    She left me once, she left me twice She left me three times or more But no, she didn't leave me at all It's harder to smile when you've lied to a friend But no,...
  • Welcome To The Cheap Seats
    Laugh when he jokes, slap him when he chokes It's time to give up the smokes And ohh when he cries don't wipe his eyes, Take the wine from the swine, And remind...