• Plug Myself In
    Hey-ahmmmmmm! Hup! dictum: shout! wey! [etc] convicts are out and the security are in i just can't seem to plug myself in myself in mob equals roam ring your an...
  • Popcorn Double Feature
    Everybody's going through changes Everybody's got a bag of his own Everybody's talking about places That can only be found in the greater unknown People are dyi...
  • Powder Keg
    You better listen It's thin It's a powder keg You better listen to me Take me home I don't want to go Take me back to the safe Know better You better listen It'...
  • PROLE ART THREAT [a]
    Pink press threat! MAN WITH CHIP: I'm riding third class on a one-class train I'm cranked at nought like a wimpey crane I'm a pink prole threat GENT IN SAFE-...
  • Psycho Mafia
    Spit on the streets [Your heads and teeth] Got nowhere to go other than shows Could never love And the Psycho-Mafia I'm talking about love Psycho-Mafia No soul ...
  • Psykick Dance Hall
    Is there anybody there? Yeah! Rock Rock Rock Rock Rock Rocky! Rocky! Is quester psykick dance-hall Step forward for ESP medium discord My garden is made of ston...
  • Pumpkin Head Xscapes
    Laughing now? You happy now? And see them all who bought KLF flats, KLF flats in the precinct Pumpkin head escapes Pumpkin head escapes We're coming, we're comi...
  • PUT AWAY
    Ba da ba da ba da ba daaa! Late 20th Century was late and just said yes or no And was mistaken for sarcasm, even belligerent Now to fight! They're putting me a...
  • PUTTA BLOCK
    What a dynamic entrance Put a block on the words This I hear on a train We had salmon on a bus At Epsom no races lost We don't bet we just take ['tec] Put a b...
  • Quartet of Doc Shanley
    (Julia): I'm fed up with this world Pentangle knife My other me, Cantonine (MES): Question eight Dentist November (Julia): Question, you (MES): The guardian (ga...
  • RAINMASTER
    >>TV man's tarantula >>TV man >>TV man >>TV man >>TV man Rainmaster Rainmaster Copycats this and that what about copy cat familiars and miserable witches Rainma...
  • Rebellious Jukebox
    I'm searching for the now I'm looking for the real thing, yeah Head through a blue haze Waiting for the musical craze We gotta taxi for Mr Nelson Taxi for Mr Ne...
  • REPETITION
    Right noise We're gonna get real speedy You gotta wear black all the time You're gonna make it on your own Cos we dig Cos we dig We dig We dig repetition We di...
  • RETURN
    God bless the cold winds and its refreshing consequence, uh-huh, Oh please return Hellas did tremble Hellas did go away Finding it difficult To stand in its fu...
  • RIDDLER!
    Say! Mmmmmm-uuuaahhh Say! Mmmmmm-uuuaaaah Say! Mmmmmm--uuuaaaah Monday night at operation control I sat facing rows of monitor mountains Mind control Life cont...
  • ROD
    It's approaching 600 pounds gas and flesh Robes in tatters It's approaching Lips and tongue abhorrent Flickering lexicon Or a stray dog pack leader Hide hide, ...
  • Room to Live
    Some people want stars in eyes Some people want eyes in stars They've been like that for years They've been like that for years I suspect they're just if if if ...
  • ROSE
    The scarecrow's down I hope you are alright I am alright There's a letter marked 'urgent' I have not yet read it Rose Rose I hear you are in Hampstead I hope ...
  • Rowche Rumble
    Rowche Rumble* Rowche Rumble It's valium Valium Valium Roche Rumble That's rumble For thousands of wives around the world are given out by doctors, to feed thei...
  • SCAREBALL
    Hold that jinx Back like a rabbit to the hutch Scareball Never heard a story quite so tall before Scareball This story started small Hold that bag The impress...
  • Seccession Man
    You're the one that always runs the show And happiness comes easy when its bright and breezy Sudden inspiration to obsession man Sensation I've got to get up ea...
  • Second Dark Age
    Fat conference women Clap return of glass house And the Arabs have it made Oil is women in veils, eyes glazed Second Dark Age Death of the USA Return of the fa...
  • Service
    Why do you have a cloud in your eye? Walked downstairs Got my hat and corny brown leather jacket Street bloody clean for a change Must have been the rain Though...
  • SHIFTWORK
    She's ten to five But I'm shiftwork And my woman alive Shiftwork Shiftwork I thought shiftwork would work But it's good as broken us apart Lights flash over me ...
  • SHOULDER PADS
    All these fads It's shoulder pads On New Year's Dawn To my surprise All the Macca lads stayed at home Picking antiques Encloses Cosy fleck with green bits Main...
  • Simon, Dave & John
    Simon, Dave and John they work the dayshift I think I'll help them I'll help where I can Astral virus infecting all of us We are a health risk Simon, Dave and J...
  • SING HARPY
    The harpy was the tops Whose hair contained some red Thin white skeleton Just too good in bed He mother from the circus Put her on Junior Show Time Her father ...
  • SLANG KING
    You feel depressed 'cause you've missed the day Then you have to go to the hall Whip wire Whip wire Hawk man Slip down easy Don't make me a go-between This is ...
  • Slates, Slags Etc
    Right here's the definitive rant Slates drive me bats Male slates I bait Male slates, male slags Male slates, male slags and apes Male slags, slags slates and ...
  • Sleep Debt Snatches
    Out of the air sometimes in fitful sleep Snap right up, lean out of the bed Pivot your legs, shake your head, Take an easy breath Think how great God's golden ...
  • Smile
    Tight faded male arse Decadence and Anarchy He said, he smiled Something to dance to A certain style SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE Meat Animals SMILED SMILED Patchwor...
  • So Called Dangerous
    Think Like mountain climbing or skiing in the alps Think of it I don't It was a big fat [] Wet, the ugly pavement cracked It was unsafe I thought: Insect posse ...
  • So What About It
    Fall advice! Fall advice! Fall advice! Fall advice! The man on the lawn has gone out of town It's your fault The TV was all bugged out But it happens Fall advan...
  • Solicitor in Studio
    Young dicks make TV Get 'em away from me Young dicks make TV Loads of hair-style ideals Here's the other end of the tale Here's the other end of the scale Law e...
  • Spectre Vs Rector
    MR James be born be born Yog Sothoth rape me lord Sludge hai choi [blah blah] MR James be born be born Yog Sothoth rape me lord Van Greenway [blah blah] Sludge ...
  • Spencer Must Die
    JJK Mel Scent of Vichy expensive JJK Mel AKA MELP/BLE Speciality Superb sunflowers >From the outskirts the melodic experience amplified over centuries raspberri...
  • Spinetrak
    May the sideshow begin Spinetrak Your man from Escom (Eastbourne?) Is a schizophrenic He also thinks he's a man His other half is his side-kick The man from Esc...
  • Spoilt Victorian Child
    Past trees the fairies are flyin Past trees with rose bushes in The child was spoilt Victorian The child was spoilt Victorian Spoilt Victorian Child Sugar and...
  • SQUID LAW
    Good man, lend a hand Help me to deal with some scum Who are only in their late teens But I hate their existence They think 3 on 1 A normal thing Network 7 enco...
  • Stay Away
    When i was a young man, yeah, i really knew it all When i was young, why i just, yeah, really knew it all So if you'll listen to an old dog bark You might see t...
  • STEPHEN SONG
    It was a thing with a head like a spud ball It was a song, the song we were looking for I always have to state to myself It has nothing to do with me He has no...
  • Surmount All Obstacles
    You must retreat into mysticism to find an origination Locate the base enclave, Surmount all obstacles Heinz is guilty, He says "Look, I let the shot go by acc...
  • Symbol Of Mordgan
    JP: Craig, you've been to see Manchester City How was it? CS Er, grim JP: Grim? Really? Well once again, you see, because people always assume that I've got loa...
  • TELEPHONE THING
    I hear you Telephone Thing listening in I hear you Telephone Thing listening in How dare you assume I want to parlez-vous with you? Sorry to be so short with y...
  • TEMPO HOUSE
    A serious man In need of a definitive jo He had drunk too much Mandrake anthrax Pro-rae, pro-rae Oloron Tormented tots With Burton weeping His idiot contacts P...
  • Ten Houses Of Eve
    Can you see the ten houses of Eve? And can you enter the ten houses of Eve? And will you deny your own treat? Dare you enter the ten houses of Eve? Turn around ...
  • TEN POINTS
    1 It's up to you [] Right Rex, you'd better get it sorted out and nobody likes you Why don't you do us all a favour and bog off back to Xanadu in Ireland 2 You...
  • Terry Waite Sez
    Terry Waite Sez Terry Waite Sez Terry Waite Sez Give us a ring, give us a ring kid Mister Big Sounding sour and frustrated With the pressure of his own life Te...
  • That Man
    That man loves you That man cares for you That man loves a heathen That man loves you He came down from Accrington He came down from Hovis land And He washed th...
  • The $500 Bottle Of Wine
    -A 500 dollar bottle of wine [x2] -A 500 dollar bottle of wine -That's all we get for being with him all the time I give them a 500 bottle of wine That's all t...
  • The Aphid
    And who can ever forget this one? Six times [] Six, four Form [] the and six Form a boxline The aphid The aphid Bend down Scratch around the carpet for insect G...
  • The Ballard of J Drummer
    In year one-nine-nine-six-o-one (the last numeral was upside down), Johnny Drummer came to the outskirts of town People came out and shouted at him Some people ...
  • The Book of Lies
    Keep reading me the Book of Lies Keep reading me the Book of Lies And you keep giving me And you keep ridding me Of the Book of Lies The Book of Lies You keep t...
  • THE CATERER
    And dad will keep you warm And mam will keep her warm And in the swarm Stick with me, stick with me I am the caterer Stick with me stick with me I am the cater...
  • The Cd In Your Hand
    Moderninity what it means to you and I and this CD you hold in your hand Cabbies get life story beatings Co-workers get told stories: resignations The reasonabl...
  • The Coliseum
    Colliseum The Colliseum Look out, [born] You ought to know this by now You with the empty crane over They're the gatekeepers and the sentinels Their jokes are h...
  • The English Scheme
    O'er grassy dale, and lowland scene Come see, come hear, the English Scheme The lower-class, want brass, bad chests, scrounge fags The clever ones tend to emigr...
  • The Horror In Clay
    MES: The most merciful thing in the world is man's inability to correlate all of his mind's contents But the sciences one day, some say it is already upon us, w...
  • The Joke
    Go back go back to your disease-[WHUP!]-control room Don't be don't be nice about it just spit it back Why don't why don't why don't you be mature about it in y...
  • The League Of Bald-headed Men
    You know when you end up in some sort of a cine-complex And the person next to you is someone you hate? Well well well well well well well well with me, I end u...
  • The Littlest Rebel
    (Too many people penetratin) There's crafty people Trynn work out the scene (Findin' out) Nosin about & stickin Their noses in Rebel! x3 But she was the littles...
  • The Man Whose Head Expanded
    The man who's head expanded The man whose head expanded was corrupted by Mr Sociological memory Was corrupted by Mr Sociological Memory Man Could not get a car...
  • The Mixer
    Mixer, this close to me who turns his head and smiles at me And I'm so glad to be on my salary The mixer In Espanol restaurants the people downstairs they glare...
  • THE NWRA
    When it happened we walked through all the estates, from Manchester right to, er, Newcastle In Darlington, helped a large man on his own chase off some kids who...
  • The Reckoning
    I phoned you up from Dallas But your heart was still in marble And your head Was reckoning Your friends are dis-compis-mentus And like most in leather jackets a...
  • The Steak Place
    Head down Head down Head, head, head down Fool of the Commonwealth drove down there, Down turnpike; Desperate for food desperate for respite The steak place The...
  • The War Against Intelligence
    The war against Intelligence War Against Intelligence Notebooks out plagiarists War Against Intelligence War Against Intelligence They got a lot of debris yeste...
  • Theme From Error-Orror!
    The commerce is over Peace is the plan I wonder how long will it last When Izzy and Bizzy and Boney(?) began We wondered how long they would last Chuff had a co...
  • THREE POINTS
    To make one thing badly instead of eleven Recession And pay ourselves the savings from the other ten J) apologies for the last I Them blue drugs make the brain...
  • Time Enough At Last
    It's time I started thinking on my feet Instead of on my back Now I got time Time enough at last Time enough at last boy Time enough at last It's been the bane...
  • To Nkroachment: Yarbles
    Full credit Everyday you have to die some Everyday you have to cry some For the rumour All the good times are past and gone Wipe the tears from your eyes son On...
  • TOTALLY WIRED
    I'm totally wired Can't you see? I'm totally wired Can't you see? My butterfly stomach growls growls I drank a jar of coffee Then I took some of these And now...
  • Touch Sensitive
    Heeeey! hey! hey! hey! Well everyone you meet, In the pubs and on the street Is touch sensitive Don't frown and you're a creep If you smile you're a liar If y...
  • Tuff Life Boogie
    You let me down again And then your goth, slag brain says Tuff life yeah baby! X8 All you ever say Is round revival boogie It's a revival boogie It's a It's a ...
  • Twister
    The magnificent structure straddled the [biv / rib? / riv?] As I dictated my autobiography to my biographer When I heard this tune My title was "Renegade Genius...
  • Two Face!
    Two-face That's what they call me They call me a two-face Two-face That's what they call me They call me a two-face Two-face, both ways disgraced His face displ...
  • Two Steps Back
    Everybody likes me They think I'm crazy I pull my string and I do my thing Two Steps Back I don't need the acid factories I've got mushrooms in the fields Julia...
  • Two-Face!
    Two-face That's what they call me They call me a two-face Two-face That's what they call me They call me a two-face Two-face, boat-race disgraced His face displ...
  • TYPEWRITER
    (their polluted cars) The vehicle became a molten colour and of a material yet to be discovered Mesmerising to the occu-pants with the properties of steel, yet...
  • UNDERGROUND MEDECIN
    (Your nervous system, your nervous system) (Underground medicine, underground medicine) A spark inside [Traverse up my hide] And when it clicks There's no resi...
  • US 80's 90's
    Had a run-in with boston immigration And to my name had an aversion Nervous droplets Due to sleeping tablets No beer No cigarettes Slam, spikes, gin, cigarettes...
  • VARIOUS TIMES
    [Replaces Mother-Sisterand Industrial Estate on the US version of the LP] Alright we're going to go back to 1940 No money And I live in Berlin I think I'll joi...
  • VICTORIA
    It was bad, called obscene And the rich were so mean Stately homes for the Lords Golden lawns, village green Victoria was my queen Victoria, Victoria, Victoria...
  • VILLAGE BUG
    I cannot account for this village bug Smoke hangs like cloud of slugs Gossip spreads In institution domain But outside, what could mean much? Otside (sic) This ...
  • VISIT OF AN AMERICAN POET v 1
    Visit of an American Poet characters 1 - Narrator 2 - Poet 3 - Wife 4 - Zarenda 5 - Employee 6 - Neighbour 7 - Policeman (Salem, Frisco, Prestwich) Evil...
  • VIXEN
    It had taken her a long time Suddenly back on its own To sit, friendless & alone She is friendless and alone I'm a vixen on its own The triple gang & the thron...
  • WAR
    Tell of the birth Tell how war appeared on earth Musicians with gongs Permeate the autobahns Foetus of disgusting breath And she split the egg Cast a spell and...
  • What You Need
    How can I? How can I? How can I? Get up, make a buck Get up, make a buck My race was bred on hash My race was bred on hash Get up, make a buck, Get up, make a b...
  • WHITE LIGHTNING
    In North Carolina way back in the hills Lived my pappy and he had him a still He brewed white lightning 'til the sun go down Then he'd get out a jug and pass it...
  • Who Makes the Nazis
    Who makes the nazis? Who makes the nazis? I'll tell ya who makes the nazis All the Os White-o's Burnt O 29 year old [Arse-licking h old] Who makes the Nazis? Ya...
  • Wigan Soul Poem
    North soul boy flunked music college Northwest boy instrument was compulsory Wigan soul boy is up on rare disk knowledge Married soul man is a reformed characte...
  • Win Fall Cd 2088 Ad
    Check the record Check the record Check the guy's track record Appreciated - guy's Check the record Check the record Check the guy's track record Check the r...
  • WINGS
    Day by day The moon gains on me Day by day The moon gains on me Purchased pair of flabby wings I took to doing some HOVERING Here is a list of incorrect things...
  • Winter
    Entrances uncovered Street signs you never saw All entrances delivered Courtesy winter You got manny in the library Working off his hangover 3:30 You get the sp...
  • Wmc Blob 59
    Right we'll go here Where is he? Just been to the park Not the pub, the park Go on We too do not recognise the MU We come with our hands open in fiendship We c...
  • Words of Expectation
    These are the words of expectation These are the words of success, expectation From a pleasing mog From a pleasing pan Every now and then I would like to try so...
  • Wrong Place, Right Time
    Wrong place right time I used to think I could do what I wanted to Right time for me alone Walk the streets of complete full homes Wrong place, but I'm bound T...
  • Xmas With Simon
    Do not fret, rest your head, Jesus had no fear Do not fret, rest your head, Xmas time is here Castle in the snow, Southern white sign No explanation for the li...
  • Yes O Yes
    Yes Stretch Stretch The god you reject Makes ours the best* Oh! Ye swivel-heads Burn from ashes An ordure from this planet that could not be extinguished Angel...
  • You Havent Found It Yet
    You haven't found it yet, Haven't found it yet Look at the glass, turn your head You haven't found it yet Murmur down the line, inside It's flashy Camden Town I...