• Dust-Tom
  • Dustpan
    dustpan, dustpan, garbagecan, garbagecan, watercan, watercan, dustpan, garbagecan, the watercan, the flowerpot, the flowerpot, the flowerpot, laundrybasket, lau...
  • Feel Your Balls
    Hey kids feel your balls So you don't get Cancer Hey kids feel your balls So you don't get cancer Feel your balls Squeeze your balls Tease your balls Please yo...
  • Flowered Rug
    Dust Pan Dust Pan Garbage Can Garbage Can Water Can Water Can Dust pan Garbage Can The Water Can The Flowered Rug The Flowered Rug The Flowered Rug Laundry Bask...
  • Hey Masturbator
    OH OH OH !(squishy sound) Sitting in my house and i know i'm alone, Feeling kind'a horny got a tingle in my bone Going grab a penthouse its the one with Sharro...
  • I'm A Good Boy
    I'm a good boy I'm a good boy I'm a good boy I'm a good good boy, I'm a good good boy, look at me, look at me, I'm a good boy I'm a nice boy, I do things that...
  • Lonely Swedish
    My bum is on the rail bum is on the rail Look at Me!! My bum is on the rail My bum is on a man Bum is on a man It's a lot of fun to put your bum on a man My bum...
  • Pet Names For A Penis
    "Mutton dagger, Ol' blind Bob, Hanging Johnny, Fishing rod, Tally wacker, Pocket rocket, One eyed trouser trout, Ding dong, Ankle spanker, Pork sword, Engine cr...
  • Pet Names For Genitalia
    Mutton dagger, Old blind Bob, Hanging Johnny, Fishing rod, Tally wacker, Pocket rocket, One eyed trouser trout, Ding dong, Ankle spanker, Pork sword, Engine cra...
  • Piggy Hill
    I'm gonna throw the piggy off the hill, I'm gonna throw the piggy off the hill, I'm gonna throw the piggy off I'm gonna throw the piggy off I'm gonna throw the ...
  • Salmon
    CAN'T STOP LOVING YOU TOM JONES I watch the leaves falling to the ground I'm walking up and down The streets of my hometown You're here with me like it used to...
  • The Bum Bum Song
    My bum is on the rail Bum is on the rail Look at Me My bum is on the rail My bum is on a man Bum is on a man It's alot of fun to put your bum on a man My bum is...
  • The Bum Bum Song (Lonely Swedish)
    My bum is on the rail My Bum is on the rail Look at me My bum is on the rail My bum is on the man My Bum is on the man It's alot of fun To put your bum on a man...
  • The Salmon Song
    Tiny salmon swimming in a stream Tiny salmon chasing that impossible dream The minor bird says ahh a ahhhh The chimpanze says eiii eii eiiii eiiiii The friendl...
  • The Tiny Salmon Song
    Tiny salmon swimming in a stream, Tiny salmon chasing that impossible dream The Myna Bird says ahhh ah ahhh, The chimpanzee says ayeeee, The friendly owl says w...
  • The Vagina Song
    Some of them are hairy Some of them are bald Some are kinda scary and this is what they're called (chorus) Vagina Vagina They call that thing vagina Some bel...
  • Tom Green Show Theme
    This is the Tom Green show, Its not the Green Tom show, This is my favorite show, Because it is my show If this was your show, You'd probably like it more, But...